-by turner

Yippee, yippee. Last week of the season. Sorry this is late, I was lazy. Gonna put about as much effort into this as expected. So lets carry on.

Number 1. Philly. Keeping them number 1 despite now not being in first because I feel like it. Nah but in all seriousness once availability is sorted out hopefully soon, they still number 1. Keep up the good work hughsy. 😉 (Same)

Number 2. New Jersey. OOOOO. Yeah I moved them up. Just that type of day. Jersey has entered that three way tie in first riding a 10 game win streak dating back to week 3. Keep up the good work fellas, you are all handsome. (Up 1)

Number 3. Sigh. Florida. I dropped Florida down a spot in recent news being brought to my attention that would be astronomically bad, like last season hurricanes in round 1 bad. Unless that changes they could be in danger. Ah that feels good to say. (Down 1)

Number 4. Arizona. Coyotes figured it out and won games. Now sitting at number 1 in the West. Respek. West is a gauntlet however so anything can happen. (Up 1)

Number 5. Blues. Blues sit in 2nd in the west but should feel comfortable with getting a top 2 seed. A strong week 5 will give them a chance to be the top of the bunch. Although doge is a scum for making the islanders reschedule bc he was scared. (Down 1)

Number 6. Colorado. Avs are hot. No other way to put it. Fish hopped in barts big ass forehead and they’ve taken off. Fo Norris playing phenomenal. Why not make a last second push for the 1 seed. (Up 1)

Number 7. Get dunked on Randy. Sharks. Stinking up the joint are the Sharks who luckily will not fall out of the playoffs because west has no comp outside of the first 4. Don’t let plisk pass you for the 3rd seed, we’d all laugh (Down a good amount)

Number 8. Preds. Kinda sucks bc they are in the playoffs if they are in the east but you ain’t. Solid season after big solo kicked rocks but tough division to be in. Go play spoiler this week and shake things up (Same maybe idk)

Number 9. NEW YORK ISLANDERS. The heart of the league is rumbling hoping to sneak into the playoffs. That JonTurner guy sure knows how to turn the ship around. Keep close eyes on the Standings and see if they can make a run (FF the sens at all cost) (Up a fuck ton)

Number 10. Ottawa. Praying for your downfall. (Down bad)

11. Pittsburgh

12. Anaheim