(Week 4 – Games 21-30)
After another week of greasy SP hockey here are the players of the week for forwards, defense, and goaltenders.
Forwards: (Sorted by Points)
SP’s leading scorer of the season Mr. ‘I’m a bunk ass piece of shit’ Hxrdie takes home the forward of the week title with 41pts in 9 games. His liney Mr. ‘I’m a chatterbox in the party chat’ Chadkillz takes home 3rd place with 31pts in 8 games.
Coming in at 2nd place is Booby Bartlett and rounding out 4th and 5th is Marsh and Hughsy.
New additions to this week’s top 10 list (in order) are Chadkillz, Hughsy, Sniiider, hypey, fluri, twnsPepsi, and Wardo.
Sniiider had a great 6 games for Edmonton shooting at 50% and putting 14 in the back of the net.
Hypey looks to be back at the C position with hardie and chad again after having an off week playing some defense.
Washington forwards Fluri and Wardo had huge weeks putting up some high ppg numbers.
Pepsi had a great week in Vegas putting up some much-needed points for the Knights. The fact that he likes Pepsi more than Coke deserves an award within itself, Coke is ass.
Players on the list last week that didn’t make it this week are FreezeMothasucka, Zercylol, Staleee, iZinczyi, Lecupidon, Reapz, and Stlblues21.
Defense: (Sorted by Points)
Once again KyleJ leading the way this week and defending his title as top D with another impressive ppg average and to top it off he has a +22 GV/TK ratio leading all defenders in the top 10.
Iamsmokxy making his first appearance in players of the week taking home 2nd place with 4 goals in 5 games.
Noscxpe dropping from #2 last week to #3 this week but still putting up consistent numbers.
NowYoDead also dropping from #3 last week to #4 this week but still putting up great numbers in Seattle, being a big part for the reason they now sit in 3rd in the West.
Sitting at #5 is that gutless Randy prick who looks like he was a forward playing on D being an asshole, shouldn’t even be on the list.
New additions to the list this week are Coffey-Lidstrom, Hughsy28, Stinky-Finagaz and beatwn_beatdown who all put up some solid stats in their limited games this week. Congrats to beantwn for putting up a +21 in only 3 games, guys killing it with the +/- this season for Detroit.
Goalies: (Sorted by Wins)
Wow, can’t believe I’m actually gonna pump this guys fuckin tires but the stats don’t lie this week, Clake putting up a 6-1 record this week for Edmonton and also scoring a goal and getting an assist gives him the goalie of the week title, also managed to snag a shutout along the way.
SgtVandoos who was traded to Detroit at the start of the week is back to being a factor in this league going 4-2 with a respectable 77.11 SV%.
Itsjustskilzz went 4-0 this week with 2 SO but didn’t look very busy only facing 24 shots in 4 contests.
Ol’ Hot Wheels was another guy traded this week who is now in Vegas was the busiest of all goaltenders facing 103 shots and stopping 77 of them for a 3-3 record on a team who managed to climb out of the basement into a playoff position.
Sorokin30 deserves a shoutout on this list even though he is at the bottom, putting up an 82.93 SV% but only a 1-2 record tells me he gave his team a chance to win but they couldn’t put the puck in the back of the net for him.
New additions to the list are Terrance2nice, PickleTickler69 (ass), Oldmanjigglynuts (goat), and richter35.
Richter35 stats are a but skewed here because it lists him for 3 games with a 1-1 record and I know he got lit up in a game against the sharks this week which would’ve sewered his stats aggressively.
Goalies that were on the list last week that didn’t make an appearance this week are Pliskin, JeantheDon, Goalieman, Bufford, and Shockr.
Congrats to Hxrdie, KyleJ, and Clake on being the players of the week for their respective positions.
Stay gutless SP,
RandyMarsh2012