Beavis: Heh heh, hey Butt-head, did you see that hockey game last night? The Penguins got their butts kicked by the Red Wings. Heh heh, Penguins.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah Beavis, they totally sucked. The Penguins were like, “Uh, we forgot how to play hockey.”

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, and the Red Wings were all like, “We’re gonna kick your asses.” And then they did. Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Penguins didn’t score until the third period. They were like, “Duh, maybe we should try now.” But it was too late. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah, they were down like, 2-0 after the second period. And then the Red Wings scored again, making it 3-0. Heh heh, losers.

Butt-head: Levachkin from the Penguins finally scored. He was probably like, “Hey guys, I did something!” But it didn’t matter. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, and then xHyper-8 scored too. But it’s like, too bad, you still suck. Heh heh.

Butt-head: Yeah, their goalie, skull_demon1987, must have been like, “Oh no, I suck.” He let in three goals. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Blade0Muffin from the Red Wings was like, “I’m not letting you score, dummies.” He only let in two goals. Heh heh, Blade0Muffin.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, uStooPiiD and xBeanZy- were pretty good. They got two points each. They were like, “We rule.”

Beavis: Yeah, and TokeNxsty and BejimoSzn scored too. They were all over the place, like, “Take that, Penguins!” Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Penguins had a lot of penalties. Uh huh huh, they were like, “Hey, let’s sit in the box and watch the game.”

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, xHyper-8 got four penalty minutes. He was like, “I love the penalty box. It’s my happy place.” Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Red Wings were just better. They had more shots and more hits. They were like, “We’re gonna crush you.” And they did. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, the Penguins sucked. They need to like, go back to Penguin school or something. Heh heh, Penguin school.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah. So, in conclusion, the Penguins suck, and the Red Wings rule. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah. Hockey rules. Penguins drool. Heh heh.

Beavis: Heh heh, Butt-head, did you see the Predators beat the Panthers? The Predators were like, “Yeah, we’re predators, we eat cats for breakfast.” Heh heh.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah, the Panthers were all like, “We’re gonna win,” and then they didn’t. They were like, “Duh, what happened?” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: The Predators scored four goals. NuttyOutlaw13 got a hat trick. He was like, “Look at me, I’m awesome!” Heh heh, NuttyOutlaw.

Butt-head: Yeah, and then JoshuaDuhaime and xRoyalFlushx911 got in on the action too. They were like, “We’re gonna help NuttyOutlaw kick some butt.” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: The Panthers started off strong, scoring two goals in the first period. They were like, “Hey, maybe we’re not that bad.” Heh heh.

Butt-head: Yeah, Alpha-33x scored both goals. He was probably thinking, “I’m the man.” But then he wasn’t. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: And then the Panthers just stopped. It’s like they forgot they were playing a game or something. Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Predators were like, “Oh yeah, let’s show them how it’s done.” They scored in every period after that. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, the Panthers’ goalie, Popeskill, got smoked. He let in four goals. He was like, “Why do I even bother?” Heh heh.

Butt-head: NE0N X 8, the Predators’ goalie, was like, “Not today, losers.” He only let in two goals. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: The Panthers had like, a million turnovers. They were giving the puck away like it was candy or something. Heh heh, candy.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah, Fra75434QC from the Panthers had a ton of giveaways. He was like, “Here, take it, I don’t want it.” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, totallynotkumar and IamTwistxd from the Panthers were invisible. It’s like they weren’t even there. Heh heh, maybe they were scared of the Predators.

Butt-head: Yeah, the Predators were all over the ice, hitting and scoring. They were like, “We’re the kings of the jungle, baby.” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: The Panthers need to practice more or something. They were just, like, standing around. Heh heh, lazy cats.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, in conclusion, the Predators are cool, and the Panthers suck. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah. Hockey rules. Cats drool. Heh heh.

Beavis: Heh heh, Butt-head, did you see the Blackhawks totally destroy the Blues? It was like, “Whoa! They’re scoring so much, it’s like a video game or something!” Heh heh.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah, the Blues were all like, “We’re gonna play hockey,” and the Blackhawks were like, “No, you’re gonna suck.” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: The Blackhawks scored seven goals. It was like a goal explosion! Heh heh, goals everywhere! John_Dean_16 was on fire with five goals. He must’ve been like, “I’m the king of the world!” Heh heh.

Butt-head: Yeah, John_Dean_16 was like, “I’m gonna score all the goals, and you can’t stop me!” The Blues were like, “Duh, what do we do?” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: And Hughsy28- got five points too, with a goal and four assists. He was like, “Here, take this puck and score, because I’m awesome!” Heh heh, awesome.

Butt-head: The Blues’ defense was so bad. Cuban1616 and SA_Pliskin were just standing around like, “Duh, which way did they go?” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, they had a combined minus-12 rating. That’s like, really bad. They were like, “We’re the best at being the worst.” Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Blues’ goalie, Wheelchairdevon8, got pounded. He let in seven goals. He was probably like, “Why do I even get out of bed?” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, the only good thing the Blues did was score two goals in the third period. Sergein was like, “I got two goals, I’m cool,” but they still lost. Heh heh, losers.

Butt-head: The Blackhawks were hitting everything. DoubleD-DoubleX had eight penalty minutes. He was like, “Get outta my way, I’m gonna crush you!” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah, and they had so many takeaways. It was like the Blues were giving them the puck for free. “Here you go, score some more goals!” Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Blackhawks’ goalie, Fedorov91x, only let in two goals. He was like, “I’m a brick wall, baby.” The Blues couldn’t do anything. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: In conclusion, the Blackhawks rock and the Blues totally suck. Heh heh, hockey rules.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah, hockey rules and the Blues drool. Uh huh huh.