Hey everyone,
Welcome back to another gutless edition of players of the week.
We have some new leaders this week in different stat categories so buckle in and we’ll get through this.
Top Forwards:
xBradeii get the player of the week award this time, putting up 44pts in 9 games, and shooting at 66.67%. He also had a good GV/TK ratio which is uncommon for high scoring forwards. Doranz my have trolled some stats here.
Honorable mentions go to Fish and Boknows for putting up the most goals, and Marucci for highest points per game.
Bej sucks for missing out on 8pts this week that bradeii managed to get.
Here are some other forwards who did something special this week…
Goon Squad of the week:
John Dean is out of control this season, guy can’t stay out of the box.
Pizza men of the week:
Fish may have had the most pizzas delivered this week, but I’m happy to see that Shady and Bean still are loyal to the craft!
Best ‘X’ button pressers:
Fish and Curtis are bff’s ong.
The players the opposing team passes to the most:
Hey Ande! I’d pass the puck to you too if I was playing against you.
Psychopaths on skates:
Cuban wins psychopath forward of the week! Also, WTH are these Washington guys doing???
Muffin man:
Ha! I’m glad egg didn’t accept that trade John’s so bad.
Now time to move on to the Dmen.
Top Defensemen:
Doranz with an absolute beast week putting up 12 more points than Dorris Turner.
Bart scoring 5 goals in 6 games is sus.
Shout out to Dorris Turner for almost having the best week on D.
Pliskin sneaks his way into the top 10 this week, even if it is with a -18.
Goon Squad:
Monster Truck Wheels is keeping a steady pace with the PIMs.
Play-boypaul gotta settle down a bit though, that’s a lot of PIMs for 2 games.
The Psychopaths:
Have these guys ever try playing without truculence?
Pizza men of the week:
I’m starting to think this crew is colorblind.
The ‘X’ button pressers:
Plisk ur a troll for tying me, this was my chance to be top in something.
The players the opposing team passes to the most:
How? How did Turner convince the other team to give him the puck?
C’mon goalie! Make a save! Squad:
Western Conference represented well here.
Now on to the Goalies…
Goalies of the Week:
Alonzi with a huge week in nets, this guy should’ve gotten all 9, Chad got in his way stealing some of those games from him.
Blademuffin with an undefeated week between the pipes as well.
Respect to Shockr for playing 6 games, winning 2 and then also losing 6? Didn’t even know that was possible!
Busy Goalies this week:
Cuban played 1 game, saw 31 shots and the team quit halfway through the 3rd.
Who wants a goal?
Honestly shocked to see Bray here, I’m guessing he was playing with the John Dean and Fluri goon line who only threw hits in their 3 games they played.
Each teams golden goose in week 3.
Unsung Heroes of the Week:
Mason came into the lineup for the Sharks on Friday and put on an absolute show, helped the Sharks break their 4 game losing streak and turned it into a 3 game win streak. No wonder Philadelphia put a greasy claim on him.
Lxppy played 6 games this week! Unreal commitment from the guy. Sometimes to be the hero all you have to do is show up.
Eggman goes forward for a night and puts up points!
Rookie with a strong week in point production. -12 kinda sucks but it wasn’t a great week for the Kings as a team anyways.
Serge lead his Avalanche in points this week, put this team on his back and got them out of the basement of the West
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Shep scored 7 goals on 21 shots this week, huge improvement from last week.
Jub put up some good numbers for the flames in his 3 games on defense. The guy is normally a forward which makes this even more exceptional out of him.
Shockr should try playing this guy in nets on a more regular basis.
Buys his GM doordash, puts up a 92.86Sv%, still isn’t enough to stick around on Hughsy’s Flyers squad.
This might be the only week where Buffalo had a goalie put up a 80Sv%, he faced a lot of shots in those 2 games too, still couldn’t get a W though, poor fella got no help.
There you have it folks, another amazing players of the week article in the books!
Big questions coming for next week.
Will Fish finally get that #1 spot and pass Boknows in points?
Will Doranz put up another 3ppg week at D and runaway with Doris Turners Trophy?
Will Bradeii finally get cable?
Tune in next week!
RandyMarsh2012