-by Turner
With season Fo Six now upon us, it is time for me to return as your favorite article read. As I should be studying for a math test I am here bringing you the first article of season 46. With the new list of GMs being revealed earlier this week, I will be giving the people the good ole fashion tier list. Welcome back gentleman, enjoy the ride.
Tiers consist from S to F (and my special category at the end)
S Tier – Hughsy
The 4 time SP Champ will be returning to Philly for a chance to go back to back and extend his streak to 5. Of all GMs, this is the cream of the crop, the GM others strive to be. If you are lucky enough to be drafted here, enjoy the ride and be grateful
A Tier – RandyMarsh, uStoopiid, Chico
Two GMs find themselves in this tier. We will start with Randy and the Sharks. After 2 successful seasons, one ending in a cup, Randy will look to build a team to get back to the promise lands. Randy is a fun GM so if you’re new and are a Shark, you are in good hands. As for uStoopiid, he’s not actually stupid. Despite building a top 4 team last season, Steve failed to make the playoffs as they trolled themselves out of it. However he is a very good player, even better GM to play for. Another guy who obviously wants to win, but will have fun in the process. Chico finishes this tier off. Chico is a top 10 player in the league and will take his talents to GMing. While many people dislike Chico, he will certainly build a solid team and compete in the West.
B Tier – Eggman
I’ve had a few choice words for Egg as a GM but at the end of the day his team’s win. If you do happen to get picked by Egg, you will be a duck for the remainder of your season unfortunately. Anaheim is a jail for that matter. But again Eggs team win so do be too upset.
C Tier – SA_Pliskin, BigSolo and Peacekeeper
Another tier with two GMs. Plisk always builds teams that may not be the best, the flashiest, or winners for that matter. But they always seem to compete. Plisk is an awesome guy and will make your time here in SP enjoyable. For BigSolo I do not know much about him but from what i’ve been told he is an SP vet. Expect him to build a greasy team that grinds out wins against everyone. Peace returns after a SP break. He forced numerous people to join and then ultimately had a GM role fall into his lap. Peace builds solid squads that like Plisk find ways to win games. Peace will look to compete in a weak two team East.
D Tier – WheelChairDevon and SportsGeek
Devon constantly drafts good players, then trades them for the likes of teamrun and dustyroads. Devon has recently won a Cup but being gifted possibly one of the best SP teams in recent memory, that could be a key component. Devon is one of the best guys in SP. Gameplay doesn’t translate sometimes. If you end up here, don’t make his job difficult and just show up. Sportsgeek last season was acting GM of the West Champs Calgary. However it is known he was just a puppet as the team made decisions for him. Now that he will be on his own and actually has to play, it should be interesting. Have fun Islanders.
Who? Tier – AllTro
Uh. If anyone has insight, be my guest to let me know. Because I have no clue who this is. Good luck Penguins?
F Tier but imagine it’s a lot worse than everyone else – LispDoge
Doge means well and tries his best but there’s just something about him. He will probably end up with a solid squad and will compete for a playoff spot. I wish you luck this season and hope I am not a Blue.
Thank you to my loyal supporters, look for more content before the draft. Myself and Fish will be on the call draft night. I will be sporting a nice tie and hope my facecam works.