Hello everyone it’s your boy ChatGPT with my first time covering Game nights. We’ll get right into what transpired Tuesday Night in SPNHL.

The Philadelphia Flyers had an outstanding night with a 3-0 record on the night. With producing a total of 16 goals scored for and only 4 against. Heedlesjem led the charge offensively with 2 goals and 11 assists for 13 points in the three games. Their goalie, Turkey Tennis, had a solid performance, allowing only three goals on 31 shots, with two of the games resulting in shutouts.

Weakness:
None according to ChatGPT

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The St. Louis Blues also had a successful night with a record of 3-0, but their games were a bit closer. Epicxskillzy was their standout player, leading the team with 3 goals and 7 assists for a total of 10 points in the three games. The team scored 14 goals for and allowed 10 against, showing some vulnerability on the defensive end.

Weakness: 

ChatGPT: It appears that the St. Louis Blues may have had some weaknesses in their defensive play during their games last night, as they allowed 10 goals against in three games, despite winning all three games. This suggests that their goaltending and/or defensive play may need improvement, as they may have relied more heavily on their offensive players, such as Epicxskillzy to win games. It is also worth noting that the games were described as being “a bit closer,” indicating that the team may have had some difficulty closing out games and maintaining leads.

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The Arizona Coyotes had a strong showing with a 2-1 record, with their only loss being to the Blues, possibly all thanks to the disconnection of LispDoge internet. Though in the game against the Blues, they put up a good fight but ultimately lost 3-2. Mrlolchico had a standout performance with 13 points on the night, even with his broken controller, getting 9 points in game two against the Islanders where they scored 12 goals. Overall, the team had 16 goals for and only 6 against, showcasing some strong offensive and defensive play.

Weakness:
ChatGPT: It appears that the Arizona Coyotes had a strong showing in their games last night, with a 2-1 record and impressive offensive and defensive play. However, it is worth noting that their only loss was to the St. Louis Blues, and it was mentioned that LispDoge’s disconnection may have contributed to the loss. This suggests that the team may have some vulnerability in their ability to adapt and perform under unexpected circumstances or adversity. 

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The Ottawa Senators had a tough night with a record of 1-2 on the night. They lost to the Colorado Avalanche 5-3 and the San Jose Sharks 4-3, producing a total of 8 goals on the night and allowing 8 goals against. Gunnnxrr had a tough time tonight with his teammates not putting up more than 3 goals in a game, ultimately costing them from stealing an extra point in the game against the San Jose Sharks. He managed to allow only 8 goals on 48 shots, putting up impressive numbers with a .833 SV% in the process.

Weakness:

ChatGPT: It appears that the weakness of the Ottawa Senators in their games last night was their offensive production. Despite allowing only 8 goals against, the team was only able to produce 8 goals on the night, with no player standing out as a particularly dominant offensive force.
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The Colorado Avalanche had a record of 1-2 on the night. They scored a total of 7 goals and allowed 8 goals against. They lost their first game to the Philadelphia Flyers 1-0. ThaFoSix led the team defensively with 18 interceptions, 10 takeaways, and only giving the puck away 17 times. He also averaged a point per game in the 3 games he played.

Weakness:
ChatGPT:

The weakness of the Colorado Avalanche in their games last night was their lack of offensive production. They only scored a total of 7 goals in three games, with their first game resulting in a shutout loss. While ThaFoSix had a strong defensive performance, the team struggled to generate scoring opportunities and convert them into goals. This ultimately cost them two losses on the night.

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The Florida Panthers had a record of 2-1 on the night. They scored a total of 11 goals and allowed only 8 goals against. Thee_Ghosty led the team in points with 7 goals and 2 assists for 9 points in the 2 games he played. The team lost to the Ottawa Senators in a 2-1 game when Thee_Ghosty was not on the ice.(Thanks ChatGPT)

Weakness:
ChatGPT: One possible weakness for the Florida Panthers could be their inability to win games without a strong offensive performance from Thee_Ghosty. Their loss to the Ottawa Senators when he was not on the ice could suggest that they may struggle to generate enough scoring opportunities without him in the lineup. This could make them more predictable and easier for opposing teams to defend against, especially if Thee_Ghosty were to get injured or have an off night.

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The San Jose Sharks had a 2-0-1 record with an overtime loss to the Florida Panthers. They produced a total of 17 goals for and allowed 8 goals against. Spelliscy was the top scorer for the team on the night, scoring 7 goals with 6 of them coming in the 9-1 win against the Trashville Predators.

Weakness:
ChatGPT: The weakness of the San Jose Sharks in the three games seems to be their high number of giveaways. 125 giveaways in three games is a significant amount, which can lead to turnovers and opportunities for their opponents to score. While their takeaways and interceptions combined are also high, they will need to work on reducing the number of giveaways to maintain their success.

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The New Jersey Devils had a 2-1 record, with their loss coming from the St. Louis Blues. They produced a total of 15 goals for and allowed only 9 goals against. Defenseman xBeanZy- had 8 points with 3 goals and 5 assists, putting up 5 of his 8 points against St. Louis with a hat trick. John_dean16 was left “Feeling the blues” by the last-second goal from the St Louis Blues that ultimately gave them their only loss on the night.

Weakness:
ChatGPT: New Jersey had a high number of giveaways in their games, with 125 in total. This could be an area for improvement as turnovers can lead to scoring opportunities for the opposing teams like St Louis, who took advantage of them creating a possible chance where they got their last second goal giving them the win. 

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The Nashville Predators had a tough night with a 0-3 record,  and only produced four goals on the night, while allowing 18 goals against. Their star player Fishhure had a terrible showing with 1 goal and 2 assists in 3 games, and also had 52 giveaways.  Both goalies, Leroy20123456 and JoshuaDuhaime, struggled with a combined 38 shots against them allowing over more than half of them to go in.

Weakness:

The weakness of the Nashville Predators is their lack of offensive output and poor defensive performance. They struggled to score goals and allowed a high number of goals against, which shows a lack of overall team defense. Additionally, their star player Fishhure’s poor performance and high number of giveaways further hurt their chances of winning games. Finally, the poor showing of their goaltenders allowed a high number of goals against, making it difficult for the team to stay competitive in their games.

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The Anaheim Ducks had a better night with a 2-1 record on the night. They produced 12 goals for and allowed 9 goals against. They had solid performances from Kinglordge124 and bstieboydp, who together produced 14 points total in the three games. Their only loss on the night came against the Philadelphia Flyers, who are considered to be a major juggernaut in the league, with the final score being 7-3 for the Flyers.

Weakness:

While the Anaheim Ducks had a relatively successful night, allowing only 9 goals against in 3 games, their defense still showed some weakness. Allowing 7 goals in a single game against the Philadelphia Flyers indicates that their defense may struggle against strong offensive teams. Overall, the Ducks may need to focus on shoring up their defensive efforts and finding more consistent scoring options to continue their success throughout the season.

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The Pittsburgh Penguins had a rough night with a 0-3 record, only producing 3 goals and allowing 11 goals against. Their owner quitting mid-game 1 and deleting the team discord certainly didn’t help their morale. However, Blade0Muffin’s performance in net prevented the games from becoming complete blowouts, facing 55 shots and allowing only 11 to go in. They faced tough opponents in the Arizona Coyotes, St. Louis Blues, and New Jersey Devils.

Weakness:

ChatGPT: 

1. Lack of Team Morale: The owner quitting mid-game and deleting the team discord would have certainly had a negative impact on team morale, which could affect their performance in future games.

2. Poor Goal Production: The team only managed to score three goals in three games, which is a very low scoring rate. This suggests a possible issue with the team’s offensive strategy or execution.

3. Weak Defensive Performance: Allowing 11 goals against in three games is quite high and suggests that the team may have issues with their defensive strategy or execution.

4. Over-reliance on Blade0Muffin:  Blade0Muffin’s performance in net was commendable, facing 55 shots in three games is a lot, which could suggest that the team’s defense is not providing adequate support.

Overall, the team needs to work on improving their offensive and defensive strategies, as well as addressing any team morale issues to turn their season around.

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Finally The New York Islanders struggled hard with a record of 0-3 on the night with only 7 goals produced and 24 goals allowed. They suffered a tough loss to the Arizona Coyotes with a score of 12-3 and left the game against the Philadelphia Flyers after the 2nd period with a score of 8-0. Sportsgeek faced 43 shots and allowed 24 goals, which is certainly a weakness that needs improvement.

Weakness:
ChatGPT:

1. Weak Defensive Performance: Allowing 24 goals against in three games is a very high scoring rate and suggests that the team may have issues with their defensive strategy or execution.

2. Lack of Team Depth: The team only produced 7 goals in three games, which could suggest that the team lacks offensive depth beyond their top players.

3. Poor Goaltending: Sportsgeek faced 43 shots in three games and allowed 24 goals, which is a very high save percentage. This suggests a possible issue with the team’s goaltending performance or lack of support from the defense.

4. Mental Toughness: The team suffered a tough loss to the Arizona Coyotes with a score of 12-3, which could have had a negative impact on their mental toughness and confidence going forward.

Overall, the team needs to work on improving their defensive strategies and execution, as well as addressing any issues with their goaltending performance. They may also benefit from improving their offensive depth to take some pressure off their top players and improve their scoring rate. Finally, the team needs to maintain their mental toughness and confidence in the face of difficult losses to avoid a negative impact on future games.

Hello everyone is DogLisp here with another media post, this time we’re going to be getting into the 3 stars and the 3 not so much stars of the week!

Starting off we have our 3 stars of the week! These players played pivotal roles to their teams to help win games for Week 1.

Starting with the 3rd star of the week, we have the goaltender from the Ottawa Senators, Gunnnxrr! The Canadian goalie had a solid week with 5 wins and 0 losses, with a league leading 87.32SV%. He stopped 62 out of the 71 shots against him this week which helped catapult the Senators into first place in the league. He faced off against the top 3 teams in the west, allowing only a total of 5 goals in total against the Predators, Blues, and Coyotes. We’ll see if he can continue his hot streak into week 2.

Now with the 2nd star of the week we have xGenzy-_- from the Florida Panthers! In 7 games played he amassed 8 goals and 18 assists for 26 points, with a league leading interceptions among forwards at 42 INT. Genzy helped his team win 4 out of the 5 games they won in week 1. His solid backchecking helped create offensive chances against the Flyers, Ducks, and Blues which helped them win by a good goal margin in those games. We’ll see if he continues to heat up during week 2.

Finally the 1st star of the week, we go right back to the Ottawa Senators with BejimoSzn leading the way for all forwards with 31 PTS, and scoring over 43.75% in week 1. With a league leading 6-1 record at forward it’s no surprise to see him take the number 1 spot. We’ll see if he can maintain this pace against teams next week. Goodluck
Now onto our 3 Worst Performers Of the week! I wanna start by saying I wish I could just give the Islanders whole roster all 3 spots, but In reality we had another player who managed to do worse than a team who went 0-8-1.

Starting with the 3rd under performer, we have xShyne from the Pittsburgh Penguins with 2 wins and 5 losses and a -4 plus/minus. coming in with a 5 mil salary cap, he only obtained a 0 GV:TK rating which could be caused by limited puck possession during his 7 games.

The next under performer, we have JMM420 from the New York Islanders. another high salary player with a contract of 6 mil, finishes the week with 0 wins and 5 losses. Jmm420 produced only 6 points in 5 games and a -18 plus/minus. I have no doubt a player of your caliber will bounce back Week 2.

Our final under performer is little_man0909 primarily from new york Islanders as well. With a 6.20 GAA and a league low 61.73 SV%. It should be noted that he is presently a TC and is being i am sure played in the least ideal times and places as a team ready to win generally isn’t looking for a TC. Little_man by default is playing in harsh conditions. he did manage to have 3 close games in Week 1, against the likes of the Avalanche, Sharks, and Flyers, only allowing a minimum 3 goals against in those games facing an average of 13 shots per game. Hopefully he will shake off week 1 and bounce back strong for week 2.

Thank you everyone for taking the time to read another article made by me, I hope y’all have a good Week 2 in SPNHL. -DogLisp

Hello Everyone, It’s your boy DogeLisp back to your daily recap. On the 2nd night of SPNHL the 3 remaining undefeated teams officially took at least 1 loss. Leaving no teams to be undefeated anymore, but we still have two winless teams in Anaheim and New York Islanders! Anywho let’s get right into the recap of each team, and their weaknesses of last night, and positives. 

1. Nashville Predators: 2-1-0, Producing 16 goals for and 11 goals against, this team had another solid night offensively. With Agedquod leading the way for his team producing good numbers and having a 6 goal game against Pittsburgh and 6 points against the Blues, we’ve seen so far a glimpse of good things to come. Also with the additions of xShepxrd and Heroic_veil last night playing their part after being acquired last night. I expect to see similar results tomorrow night.

GVA: 124

TKA/INT: 113

Positives: 

Producing on the offensive side of the ice, Goaltending solid

Negatives:

Defensive Side, Allowing too many shots per game, Giveaways

2. St Louis Blues: 2-1-0, Producing 14 goals for and 13 goals against, This team produced well when needed, the team played well on the forecheck for most games getting good looks, just struggled to finish quite a bit of open looks. Lappy led the team with 10 points while Garnzy tallied 7 points in 3 games at the defensive side. Still a well oiled team even though the first two games were rough only having 6 shots in game 1. We’ll see if they can continue their good run tomorrow against some good teams.

            GVA: 67

TKA/INT: 103

Positives: 

Team only allowed an average of 22 Giveaways per game, great forechecking, Team                   spirit.

Negatives: 

Shaky Defensively, LispDoge

3. Arizona Coyotes: 3-0-0, Producing 15 Goals for and 8 goals against, this team had a solid night with Shock_R only allowing 8 Goals against on 51 Shots, and beating Philadelphia in the process.  Chico producing 10 points in tonight’s games helped their team substantially as well. Good outing as a whole team! 

GVA: 122

TKA/INT: 118

Positives:

Good use of the body in hits, Goaltending, Offense

Negatives:

Giveaways

4. Ottawa Senators: 3-0-0, Producing 20 Goals for and a total of 6 goals against they had a high 14 goal diff. Jonturner heated up last night with 12 points in 3 games leading his team to a solid 3 wins. On top of that Iceyasylum, and gunner both played fantastic in front of the team to keep the low scoring game close. Looking forward to seeing this team after tomorrow!

GVA: 130

TKA/INT: 122

Positives: 

Offense, Goalies playing great, TURNER!, Use of forecheck

Weakness:

Too many Giveaways

5. Philadelphia Flyers:  1-2-0, Producing only 6 Goals for, allowing 8 against, this team had a rough night on the offensive side of things. They’ll need to score more than 2 goals a game if they want to win more games. Once again this team is very great defensively, allowing only 22 shots in the 3 games played against. Just an unfortunate night of shots not going in. (The Blues understand)

GVA: 120

TKA/INT: 121

Positives:

Shooting the puck, Defense, Goaltending

Weakness:

Scoring(Legit unlucky)

6. New Jersey Devils: 2-1-0, Producing 11 Goals for, and allowing 17 goals against. It was a rough game for them against the Senators. As they had no answer against them, they bounced back right after defeating the sharks 4-2. Alonzi Allowed 17 Goals against 48 shots. Other than that the team still performed to expectations playing well. Tomorrow they’ll hopefully look to do the same.

GVA: 107

TKA/INT: 137

Positives:

Solid Faceoffs, good forechecking, Low turnovers

Weakness:

Goaltending

7. Pittsburgh Penguins:  1-2-0, Producing 8 Goals for, allowing 11 goals against, Pittsburgh played as I expected considering the competition they faced. Beanzy faced 58 shots against him in those 3 games. Which is nearly 20 shots allowed. They definitely need to work on stopping teams from entering their zone to take as many shots for the future. We’ll see how they fare tomorrow against the bottom teams in the standings tomorrow night.

GVA: 126

TKA/INT: 114

Positives:

Faceoffs

Weakness:

Allowing too many shots, Defense, need to use the body more

8. Florida Panthers: 2-1-0, Producing 13 goals for, and allowing only 7 against. This team turned it around from Tuesday. We got to see a couple of key pivotal players for them today with Fluri37, Clampse, and Genzy playing well tonight. As well as x2 Conn Smythe winner Choo Stopping 43 out of 51 shots last night. I can’t wait to see how they fair tomorrow against their opponents. 

GVA: 103

TKA/INT: 86

Positives: 

Goaltending, Offense

Weakness:

Need to forecheck more, Use the body, Faceoffs. 

9. Colorado Avalanche: 1-1-1, Producing 7 Goals for, and 10 against their seeming to do okay for the most part, it’s just their missing 1 piece of their offense to win those pivotal games. ThaFoSix Played as solid as he can for the team along with mastermoose. Stopping 46 of 56 shots in the 3 games. With Karlsson in the lineup tomorrow hopefully that can help you guys try to go positive on the night. Good solid outing though boys.

GVA:  105

TKA/INT: 121

Positives:

Great awareness to get the puck on turnovers, Faceoffs, Solid Goaltending

Weakness:

Stop allowing over 18 shots a game, Offense 

10. San Jose Sharks: 1-2-0, Producing 8 goals for, and 8 goals against. This team is still very neutral in their first 6 games. Not terrible, but also not great. Team has great players around it’s just about finding the chemistry. Sharks only allowed 28 shots against you last night, which got you 2nd least amount of shots in the night. You guys kept in the games you lost to the Avalanche, and Devils. Just needed to shoot more. Defensively this team plays great, just a little tuning in the forward side, and I see you guys being deadly. 

GVA: 121

TKA/INT: 120

Positives:

Defense, Forechecking, Keeping teams from shooting

Weakness:

Faceoffs, Goaltending, Offense

11. Anaheim Ducks: 0-3-0, Producing the league low of 4 goals for this night and allowing 11 goals against. No offense to be seen. Allowing 49 shots against them they need to work on a little bit of the defensive side as well. C’mon Mr Egg you got this.

GVA: 124

TKA: 104

Positives:

Faceoffs, Team Spirit

Weakness:

Giveaways, Offense, Need to use more of the body for hits. 

12. New York Islanders: 0-2-1, Producing 10 Goals for, and 14 goals against the team is finally starting to get on the right track. Just needs to focus on the defense a little more in the Offensive zone. Too many breakouts are given up by this team, and only so much defense can do when 3 guys are open at times. On top of goaltending being a little shaky right now, hopefully they can find a true #1 goalie so this team can start taking some Wins. 

GVA: 126

TKA/INT: 119

Positives:

Doranz

Weakness:

Goaltending, Team Spirit, Faceoffs, Giveaways, Penalties 

Thank you all for taking the time to read the Recap of the night.

-DogeLisp

Hello Everyone! It’s your boy Dogelisp here with your Team Daily Recap! I won’t waste any more time, but get right into it starting with the top of the standings to the bottom!

1. Nashville Predators: Nashville had a red hot start to the start of the season picking up 3 wins day 1. With a total of 12 goals for, and only allowing 5 against. They made sure to show up against their competition! JoshuaDuhaime had a pivotal role in their 3 games allowing 1 goal only both against San Jose and Anaheim. Still faced 43 shots in the 3 games, he definitely stood out last night! Fishhure tallying up 11 points with dishing apples to his winger Agedquod who amassed 7 goals. This team so far is looking solid going into Thursday. 

TEAM GVA: 109

TEAM TKA/INT: 116

Positives:

Team looks to be performing well on both sides of the ice with a positive team GVA:TKA. As well as them laying the body in games to amass 61 hits in the 3 games. 

Weakness:

Need forwards other than fishhure and agedquod to score points.

2. St Louis Blues: The Blues took a win in all 3 games last night scoring 13 goals for, and 7 against. Team led by EpicxSkillzy and Garnzy with both having 20 pts together! A solid outing by Patjoyce on defense besides giving San Jose their only goal in game 2! On top of that their goalie played well with a sv% of 84.78%. This team will be facing the Nashville Predators on Thursday. One team is bound to take their first loss of the season.

TEAM GVA: 128

TEAM TKA/INT: 141

Positives:

Solid on both sides of ice, Good PK unit

Weakness:

Too many pens, Needs to lay the body more in games, giveaways, need better owner

3. Philadelphia Flyers: The Flyers are the last team to go 3-0 on the night. This team played great defensively allowing only 4 against them, while scoring 10 of their own. This is one of the best defensive teams in the league, and tues night showed why. Every player pretty much played a pivotal role, but turkeytennis844 takes the mvp of the night ensuring teams could not score much on him. 

TEAM GVA: 151

TEAM TKA/INT: 145

Positives:
Overall solid showing from both sides, Good PP unit with 33%. 

Weakness: 

Only weakness is need to work on moving the puck more so not as many giveaways

4. Pittsburgh Penguins: The Penguins wanted to prove to everyone last night that they are not here to play around. Putting up 13 goals allowing 10 in 3 games, and only losing their only game to New Jersey in OT, they showed they can hang with the SP Kids. With 27 pts amassed by their forward line of alltro1, gritty13, and jubjjjjjub they showed their great chemistry up top. They also used the body quite a bit with 65 hits in their 3 games, showing the use of their bigger builds.

TEAM GVA:106
TEAM TKA/INT: 110

Positives:

Use of body, Forwards producing equally, Goaltending solid, not turning over puck much

Weakness:

Need to work on not letting teams shoot more that 15+ shots a game

5. New Jersey Devils: Devils winning 2 out of the 3 games with 14 goals scored for and 7 against, tied for 1st in DIFF. Blade0muffin faced 47 shots allowing 7 goals in the 3 games. Had a solid outing from their whole team from back on defense to their forwards. 23 Points between Semple19, John_dean and desiredsno3. Good play from each of you!

TEAM GVA: 142

TEAM TKA/INT: 142

Positives: 

Great Offensive presence from Defense and Forwards, Solid Defense

Weakness:
Turnovers from forwards, John_dean himself (jokes)

6. Arizona Coyotes: Last night the Coyotes went 1-1-1, This team put up the most goals for last night with 16, but also allowed 15 on themselves. Bigdaddino scored 4 goals both against Anaheim and St louis proving he is him. Great outing by Jewellx11 with 8 pts in 3 games as well on the defensive side. 

TEAM GVA: 118

TEAM TKA/INT: 97

Positives: 

Solid Scoring, goaltending, and good use of body

Weakness:

Need to be more active to get TKA/INT, Need to be better defensively.

7. San Jose Sharks: Sharks with a 1-1-1 record Scored 7 total goals in 3 games but only allowed 7 goals against. They were close to going 1-0-2 but with them taking 5 pens in game 2 cost them at the end. They sharks sensed a change might be needed and made a trade rather quickly. Randy you’re gutless. Defensively and goaltending wise this team played solid throughout last night. 

TEAM GVA: 123

TEAM TKA/INT: 107

Positives:
Defense, Goaltending

Weakness:

Need Scoring, Taking too many pens, Giveaways

8. Colorado Avalanche: Colorado went 1-1-1 as well tues night Scoring only 8 goals and had 12 goals against. They were was noticeably defensively shaky, as the forwards could not put up much against their opponents. Bxrt67 must be loving being a 1st overall pick right now. HEAT UP! I honestly have nothing much to say about their performance tues night beyond that.

TEAM GVA: 111

TEAM TKA/INT: 113

Positives: 

Bxrt67

Weakness: 

They needed to tighten up defensively.

9. Florida Panthers: Panthers went 1-2, with 14 Goals for and 9 goals against. That new york game was a great stat pad game for them. With their offense producing 31 points between Freeze, Genzy, and Smitzey. Team looks well on the offensive side if they have their main 3 players all there. Missrogue played well before getting shipped out to STL. We’ll see how Florida with their new players play on Thursday. 

TEAM GVA:  81

TEAM TKA/INT:  114

Positives: 

Good Offense, Good forchecking to get takeaways

Weakness:

Need to defend against point shots, focus on getting min 15 shots in per game  

10. Ottawa Senators: The Sens 1-2-0 record is nothing to look at seriously for day 1. They can produce a solid lineup if they can get coordinate their schedules. Ande, and Bejimo and Hxrdie are very capable of carrying. They should be giving Gunnnxrr the goalie games if he’s signed up for more than 3, because he is a solid goalie. 

TEAM GVA: 124

TEAM TKA/INT: 107

Positives: 

TURNER!

Weakness: 

Need to work on not turning the puck over much, or going for hits on defense allowing teams to take 2 on 1’s. Forwards need to click more together to produce better scoring chances

11. Anaheim Ducks: The ducks walked away with 1 point in 3 games going 0-2-1. Allowing 2nd most goals against with 18 in 3 games. The team on paper has good players, but availability is going to cost them. Hopefully with the addition of bstieboy it should get a little better for the rest of the week. I see this team turning it around, but we’ll reassess on thursday. 

TEAM GVA: 103 

TEAM TKA/INT: 70

Positives:

Not taking pens

Weakness: 

Giveaways kill teams, need more forchecking, and need scoring.

12. New York Islanders: Islanders had a poor showing on Tuesday, with only 3 goals scored and 23 goals against. Clarkzov ran enforcer in game 3 hitting everyone in his path as the other teams scored 10+ goals on them. No, but unfortunate showing for the islanders with the lack of sign ups cost this team greatly. They unfortunately managed 126 GVA which was the main factor of not having much puck possession all night. Hopefully Thursday will end up better or it could be a long season for them. 

TEAM GVA: 126

TEAM TKA/INT: 118

Positives:
Team Spirit!

Weakness:

currently many things until they find their stride

Thank you everyone for taking the time to read the recap.

-DogeLisp

Alright alright. Real rankings have arrived. Doge you’re fantastic but that was JUNK. Here I will rank teams based on conference then a full list below that. Hope you enjoy because I have currently lost feeling in my foot (plisk edit: and spread to your brain based on the below) and can’t get up. Enjoy! Also remember this will certainly be spot on and I expect everyone to be happy,

Western Conference

Numero Uno. Sup Randy. The San Jose Sharks. Offensively this is a top 3 maybe 2 team in SP. Defensively and Goaltending, ok. I have an idea of what you will do and it should work and will probably make this look stupid but we are here for controversy. Going with the same goalies that ended your season last year is also hilarious.

Number 2. Arizona. Chico already being one of the better players here at numerous positions, it will open up the coyotes to do some cool things. If the top 6 I believe they shall run, then they will make a huge run this season. When depth comes up however, this is what separates them from San Jose. Still a very good top 6.

Number 3. St Louis. Doge essentially created a bring your own team team. What he wanted he got. I assume most of them play together all the time giving a leg up on most teams. However those who didn’t, how many will stay is the next question.  Doge, I still believe in you.

Number 4. Nashville. Solo probably gonna @ me and say just wait for the 15th time this week, but the three teams above are just a tad better for certain reasons. Fish and fLuri have already proclaimed they will only play 3 a week, this could cause an issue if true. If not, Fish Fluri and quod will win them games and if hyper finds his R2 button before tuesday, they could push for the number 3 spot. I worry about shaky goaltending but this team is more than capable of winning in a shootout.

Number 5. Anaheim. This looks like one of the best teams on paper. Unfortunately if you can read past all the stats attached to those players and see the availability and willingness to play, you will understand why they are here. First 4 selections by Egg, A1. I applaud him for that. Following them however do not come close to matching them. With 3 guys having 1 day/4 game avail, I find it hard that those depth players will be able to get the job done. Egg, make some trades, you got this.

Number 6. Colorado. Well, Bart and Karlsson. Woohoo!  I think they win games but how many. Bart can only do too much and if Karlsson doesn’t give a care this will go as expected. Vandoos may need to find a time machine and make 1000 saves this season. Braz g refused is tough he probably would’ve stolen a couple games. Hope for the best, don’t finish last.

Eastern Conference

Numba 1. Philly. Seems like that number has been attached with them since Cuban let go of ownership. So this team has potential to be an all time team. Hughsy, Kyle and Turk make up an elite back end that may average 1 goal against a game. Flow, Jcpens and a mystery center will be more than capable of scoring. Depth players shouldn’t be an issue, there is skill everywhere.

Number 2. New Jersey. Likewise to Philly, the top 6 are elite. Depth is the question mark. But back to the big 6. John Dean, Semp and presumably Toslick will be very good. Steve with a combination of literally anyone will be just fine. New Jersey vs Philly games may have to be a mandatory game of the night every time.

Number 3. My Ottawa Senators. I have been told I will be playing LW with Ande and Bej. I am very excited as I am not allowed to skate up front often for various reasons. My one concern will be a mix of Hardie x Devon on defense. Gunner will be a top 5 g here if we don’t take 7 5 minute penalties a game. Depth players will be competitive in most games. Shoutout Bologna Tah tahs.

Number 4. Florida. Offense has the potential to be one of the best with Smitty, Genzy, and Freeze. Defensively may be a cause for concern but Choo will be good and  frosty was a steal in net for Peace. Depth players are also very solid as well as a chance for dual smittys to be on the ice.

Number 5. New York. The difference between 4 and 5-6 is astronomical in the east. Sportsgeek started off by picking Adam who will likely only play g 3 times a week. Then went with AALI who will also be very good. However sportsgeek then watched 48 picks go by to then select Clark. The rest of the picks didn’t help the cause much either but they are a tad bit better than the next team…

Number 6. pittsburgh. I was told to be a bit more professional this afternoon, but I’m not sure how I am supposed to say this is ok. Shayne is a good dman. First rounder? Probably not. Beanzy the 3 a week goalie was the cherry on top and it was only round 2. Fadedbuttons? I mean this in the nicest way possible. They may win 3 games. Again, if you’d like to prove me wrong go for it. I just can’t see this ending well.

PRE SEASON POWER RANKINGS

1.Flyers

2.Devils

3.Sharks

4.Coyotes 

5.Blues

6.Senators

7.Panthers

8. Predators

9.Ducks

10. Avalanche

11.Islanders

12.Penguins

by jonTurner

Another successful, but long draft, we shift focus to reviewing each team’s draft and  will list who I think are teams best and worst picks (not entirely skilled based but also where they were drafted). Thank you to everyone who stopped in on Wednesday night, support was much appreciated. Later this week I will post predictions. SP Underground Podcast also releasing Soon.

Western Conference. (Not Ranked in any specific order)

Colorado. Back to Back number one selection for Plisk and he made the right choice yet again. Bart was the clear cut number 1. However the picks that followed were a bit of a disappointment. Bart and Karlsson may need to score 5 each a game unless Vandoos turns back the clock and is in Vezina form. Best Pick: Fosix. Worst: Bart. Both self explanatory.

San Jose. Randy spent a lot of time prepping for the draft and it served him well. Built to contend for a cup Randy won’t have to worry about defense this time, Goaltending may be the only flaw here. Best pick(s): Morrow and NEWTXWN. Morrow is easily a first round LW and fell to the mid second. Newtown is a LGNHL dman and he fell to the 5th round before Randy stole him from Hughsy. Worst pick: Flashify. You picked the better goalie the round after but this still makes my head spin.

Nashville. Bigsolos return SP GM has come with backlash but if we want to be honest it’s a team where if the players show up and play, they will compete in a strong west. Goaltending and availability could be the main cause for concern as Fish and Fluri want it to be known that they are 3 a week. Best pick: Hyper. 3rd round pick in a shallow LD pool was a good snag. Worst Pick: PGH.Better options on the board at that spot.

Anaheim. If the first 3 of 4 picks weren’t 3 nights a week, this team would be very good. However, they are. I’d imagine egg may be making some trades and moves this season to make it in a tough west. Best pick: Mids. Probably second best RD in the draft pool, unfortunately low avail. Worst pick: Bradeii. Good player, but if he isn’t playing tough to live up to the top 10 selection.

St Louis. Doge, as expected, selected all the people that no one outside of him knew. Not much I dislike here except the GM. Well rounded team that people shouldn’t sleep on. Best Pick: WeekendNachos in the Fourth. Worst Pick: we345 as the last pick. Yes, I am liking something doge did.

Arizona. Likewise to doge, have a tough time finding holes here, Depth may be a bit of a concern and me not knowing where everyone will play also leaves me guessing. But the top 6 I see makes me nervous to play the Coyotes. Best Pick: LIAME0108. Chico picked up this underrated LW in the 500k round and could be a top forward if cards are played right. Worst Pick: Cuban. I think he could have waited on this one.

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Ottawa. Devon had a surprisingly good draft but the defense may be a cause for concern. Hardie first round with RD only interested me but it will play. The preseason trades seemed to be more beneficial to him and not others. Best Pick: Gunnnnxrr in the late 4th. Worst pick: Myself in the third round at 5.5 (can we seriously fix salaries)

New Alabama. Steve lived up to expectations and had a phenomenal draft. Built by very skilled forwards the Devils will be a tough beat. Defense outside of Steve will be a mystery however. Best Pick: SillyMonkeyy69 for obvious reasons. Worst pick: Teamrun. Expected better from you.

New York Islanders. Well. You have Adam. It wasn’t until the start of the 5th round did I realize that sportsgeek hasn’t made a pick since the first round.While his two firsts are good players, missing out on good mid round players may be the demise on Long Island. Best Pick: EL Rookie in round 6. Worst Pick. Clark. You had an hour to get ready and went clark.

Philadelphia. Likewise to New Jersey, Hughsy had a very good draft. I’d say this team is better than the team he started with last season. Only hole on this squad is a center which could be fixed if hughsy slides up and/or a role player steps up. Best Pick:TurkeyTennis. Turk will be the best g in SP this season depending on games played. Worst Pick. Sharkie.

Pittsburgh. Confusion is the first word that comes to mind when looking at the roster. I honestly have nothing to say and I feel bad but i’ll wish you guys luck. Best pick: Beanzy? Worst Pick: take your pick.

Florida. Peacekeeper also returns this season and has put together a team that will fight for a 3 or 4 seed in playoffs. This will be a scrappy group but will be very solid offensively. Best Pick: Genzy even though the availability isn’t there. Worst Pick: Heroic Veil since he wont admit hes steel.

Well that’s the first article of many this season. Enjoy the ride. All comments are good regardless and I appreciate it. More to come this weekend.

by Turner

Draft week! Haven’t been this excited since Hughsy’s Dad… never mind. Today I am bringing you an inside look at the draft list and where these players rank. Special shoutout to Randy for creating the list I will be using today, wouldn’t be possible without him. Also if you’re upset about where you land, take it up with him.

I will ramble on for maybe the first 10-24 ish (First and Second round) for each player. Sorry if you weren’t good enough to make it that high.

Number 1. Coveted spot. Top Signing bonus. Whole lot of pressure. Back at LW this season. BART. That’s right. The best player signed up this season is the one and only Bart. After spending a season on Defense, which he should never do again, he will be returning to forward where he took home multiple awards in season 44. Clear cut number 1. (Up 20 spots from last season)

Number 2. Doranz. The highly skilled skater follows Bart. Doranz can make bad players look elite, ie. Bradeii. When on defense, Doranz was nearly a 3 ppg defenseman last season while playing with previously named Bradeii. Well deserving of the number 2 spot (Same as last season)

Number 3. Hughsy. The 4 time Champion checks in at 3. He returns to Philadelphia to try to go back to back as a gm. The plug and play GM will get it done at a high level regardless of position. If he finds players to match his ability, watch out as 5 straight may be inevitable. (Same as last season)

Number 4. xBradeii. Mentioned earlier, Brad is actually a very good LW who knows the game well and delivers when the team needs it. A good defensive winger is hard to come by but Brad plays a true 200 foot game. Can’t beat me in fantasy baseball but hey! (Last season: Unranked)

Number 5. Chico. Coming off a strong season on defense, Chico will main C this season where he’s had success in LG. Despite backlash towards him, Chico is very good like the rest of the names above.  (Last season: 7)

Number 6. KyleJ. Kyle is our first RD to be mentioned and rightfully so, he is the best out of the bunch. Another cup winning season with him holding down the back end despite trying to score on his own net. (Last season:5)

Number 7: JohnDean. John is well known in SP as a true lockdown two way Center. He may be looking to switch it up and run RW this season where he is still very successful. A season that ended without a cup was a rare occurrence as he is a winner wherever he goes, he will look to get back to the top. (Last season: 11)

Number 8. EpicSkillzy. Skillzy has been a solid RW for as long as he’s been around. In a shallow rw season, he is right up there with the top guys. Despite having Tuesday only availability, he is a top end talent. (Last season: -)

Number 9. Xgenzy. Genzy is known more for his defensive work, but here has refused everything but C and G. At C however, he has found success in LG and will look for that to translate into SP. (Last season: -)

Number 10. Lxppy. A skilled forward who knows how to move the puck around and generate offense. Valued here as late first, he will play up to that standard and even beyond.

(Last season: 9)

Number 11. Flow. A newcomer to SP this season, Flow has been successful every place he’s gone. A pure goal scorer in a game where some struggle to score. If he falls out of round 1 a GM will be happy for him to land in their lap. (Last season: – )

Number 12. ProdigytoLegend. Considered a top LW in this draft, Prod would round out a solid first round of players. While in SP, Prod does not lose too often. (Last season: – )

Number 13. Smitty. After falling last season in the draft since no one knew he changed names, Smitty was a large part of the Sharks dangerous offense. A 100 point season is no small achievement. Smitty should be a first rounder but again if he slips others will laugh. 

(Last season: 97, what the hell Randy)

Number 14. Fishhure/Fihshi. The reigning Rocket and Hart Winner should also be a first round pick. A guy who will play 46 games a season if required. Although he has only Friday avail so that may not happen. (Last season: 14)

Number 15. Fluri. A true SP vet who likes winning a bit more than losing. Fluri finds a way to be a top scoring leader regardless of position being played. Another guy however with 1 day avail. (Last season: 15)

Number 16. uStoopiid. A true hero. A fan favorite amongst SP. Very good LD who’s not afraid to let his inner primate out. Steve will always be a top LD in SP not much else to it.

(Last season: 8)

Number 17. BEANZYYYY. Gotta love the sibling duo on the list. If Beanzy wasn’t a troll and signed up for anything other than LD and G he’d be top 5. But here we are. Good player, ended my LG career at LD. never again. (Last season: 1)

Number 18. Ande. A good pick in the second round would be this man right here. A good two way center who when with the right people will be deadly. (Last season: 16)

Number 19. Bstieboydp. The former SP vet returns for season 46. A solid Center he ranks as a mid second round pick.  (Last season: – )

Number 20. Toslick. Welcome back. Solid forward who will yell at you for anything. 1 Day a week avail.  (Last season: – )

Number 21. AAli-21. Strong center in what seems to be a C heavy early rounds. Solid avail.

 (Last season: – )

Number 22. Semple. Forward who scores a lot. Can play well with anyone and likes to have a good time. (Last season: 15)

Number 23. Chad. Chad will be a top end goalie every season and will also play a bit of forward at a high level as well. Chad could go higher if teams would like. (Last season: 6 )

Number 24. Agedquod. Solid lg stats. Looking like he could be a top LW this season. 

(Last season: – )

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