Ren: Stimpy, you fat, bloated idiot! Did you see the Blackhawks? They stomped the Red Wings like a bunch of rotten cheese! It was glorious, Stimpy!

Stimpy: Oh joy, Ren! The Blackhawks were fantastic! Like a symphony of snot, they oozed their way to victory! Hee hee hee!

Ren: Yes, you fool! They scored four goals, while the Red Wings just sat there like a big pile of dirty diapers. Hughsy28- was on fire with two goals, he was like a crazed maniac!

Stimpy: And don’t forget about DoubleD-DoubleX, Ren! He had a goal and two assists. He was as slippery as a greased weasel in a vat of rancid butter!

Ren: Ugh, Stimpy, you’re disgusting! But you’re right. The Blackhawks were relentless. They pounded the Red Wings like a sledgehammer smashing a moldy tomato. Blade0Muffin, the goalie for the Red Wings, must’ve felt like a big, useless lump of lard!

Stimpy: Poor Blade0Muffin, Ren. He let in four goals! It must have felt like having a thousand angry fleas biting his butt!

Ren: And those defensemen, uStooPiiD and GerryySZN, they were about as useful as a fart in a space helmet. They couldn’t stop a puck if their lives depended on it. Minus-3 rating, ha! More like minus-forever!

Stimpy: Hee hee, yeah, Ren! And look at xBeanZy-! Seven shots, and he couldn’t get one past Fedorov91x. It’s like he was shooting boogers at a brick wall!

Ren: Speaking of Fedorov91x, he was a fortress! Only let in two goals. The Red Wings were probably like, “Please let us score,” but he was like, “No, go eat some dirt!”

Stimpy: And the Blackhawks, Ren! They were hitting everything! Like a rabid yak in a china shop, smashing and bashing! Nine penalties! Hee hee, I love it when they get rough!

Ren: Of course you do, you sick little monkey. But seriously, the Red Wings? More like the Dead Wings. They were about as lively as a rotting fish carcass. The Blackhawks made mincemeat out of them.

Stimpy: Oh Ren, what a game! The Blackhawks flying high and the Red Wings flopping around like headless chickens. Hee hee, it was beautiful!

Ren: Beautifully disgusting, Stimpy. Just like you.

Ren: Stimpy, you bloated sack of protoplasm! Did you see the Blues and the Panthers clawing at each other? It was like a filthy alley fight! The Blues squeezed out a win in overtime, and it was disgustingly beautiful!

Stimpy: Oh joy, Ren! The Blues were like a greasy hairball rolling through the game! Hee hee hee! They scored five goals! It was like watching a pack of rabid ferrets in a food fight!

Ren: You idiot! Sergein was a beast out there! Two goals and an assist, like a ravenous vulture picking at the carcass of the Panthers. And Rapfan21 with four assists, he was like a sewer rat hoarding all the crumbs!

Stimpy: Hee hee, yeah Ren! And XKYROU25 was on fire! Three goals and an assist, he was like a worm wriggling in a pile of steaming manure!

Ren: The Panthers were squirming like maggots in rotten meat! Alpha-33x and Jrush tried to keep them alive, but it was like putting lipstick on a pig! They both got two points, but it wasn’t enough.

Stimpy: Poor Popeskill, Ren! The goalie for the Panthers! He let in five goals, probably felt like he was drowning in a vat of spoiled milk!

Ren: And those defensemen, xShxyne and totallynotkumar, they were like moldy bread trying to stop the flood. They were -2 each, more useless than a wet fart in a windstorm!

Stimpy: Hee hee, Ren! The Blues were hitting everything, like sledgehammers smashing rotten pumpkins! 13 hits! It was glorious chaos, like a food fight in a garbage dump!

Ren: Yes, and the Panthers? They were losing pucks like a leaky diaper loses its contents. 23 giveaways, like they were handing out Halloween candy!

Stimpy: And let’s not forget the goalie for the Blues, Wheelchairdevon8. He was like a fortress made of smelly cheese, stopping 17 shots! Only let in four goals, which is like getting just a little bit of mold on your bread!

Ren: The game was an abomination, a spectacle of filth and fury. The Blues and Panthers gave us a show that was as revolting as it was entertaining. Just the way I like it!

Stimpy: Oh Ren, what a match! The Blues were the kings of the dumpster, and the Panthers just couldn’t climb out of the trash heap. Hee hee, it was glorious!

Ren: Yes, Stimpy. Disgustingly glorious.

Ren: Stimpy, you blithering blockhead! Did you see that Predators-Penguins game? It was like watching a sewer overflow with hockey pucks! The Predators came out on top, and it was as disgusting as your nose goblins!

Stimpy: Oh joy, Ren! The Predators were like a pack of rabid weasels! They scored three goals and left the Penguins flopping around like fish out of water!

Ren: You idiot! NuttyOutlaw13 was the top weasel, with a goal and two assists! He was like a worm wriggling in a pile of fresh dung! And JoshuaDuhaime with two assists, more slippery than a greased pig in a mud pit!

Stimpy: Hee hee, yeah Ren! Randymarsh2012 was all over the place too, with an assist and causing more chaos than a food fight in a greasy spoon diner! And ToMMy L28L with two goals, he was like a fly on a dog turd, sticking to everything!

Ren: The Penguins were flapping around like headless chickens! Levachkin tried to keep them alive with a goal, but it was like putting a Band-Aid on a gaping wound!

Stimpy: Poor skull_demon1987, Ren! The goalie for the Penguins! He let in three goals and was swimming in a sea of failure! More helpless than a goldfish in a blender!

Ren: And those defensemen, Eggman-1 and xHyper-8, they were about as useful as a screen door on a submarine! Minus one each, fumbling around like blind bats in daylight!

Stimpy: Hee hee, Ren! The Predators were hitting everything, like a bunch of toddlers on a sugar high! 19 hits! It was glorious mayhem, like a demolition derby in a junkyard!

Ren: Yes, and the Penguins? They were losing pucks like a toddler loses toys! 13 giveaways, like they were handing out candy on Halloween!

Stimpy: And let’s not forget the goalie for the Predators, NE0N X 8. He was like a fortress made of smelly cheese, stopping 14 shots! Only let in one goal, which is like finding only one hair in your soup!

Ren: The game was a filthy mess, a spectacle of grime and guts. The Predators and Penguins gave us a show that was as revolting as it was entertaining. Just the way I like it!

Stimpy: Oh Ren, what a match! The Predators were the kings of the trash heap, and the Penguins just couldn’t climb out of the filth. Hee hee, it was gloriously disgusting!