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The scene opens with Rick and Morty sitting in their living room, watching interdimensional cable. Rick is slouched on the couch with a beer in hand, while Morty sits beside him, munching on some snacks.

Rick: Morty, Morty, Morty, you gotta see this! burp We’re gonna do a post-game analysis of a hockey match, Morty! Hockey, Morty! It’s like if soccer and assault had a baby!

Morty: Uh, I don’t know, Rick. I’m not really into sports, you know?

Rick: Trust me, Morty, it’s gonna be fun! Now, let’s dive into the chaos that was the Detroit Red Wings versus the Nashville Predators game!

The screen flickers to a chaotic hockey match with players skating across the ice, slamming into each other and shooting the puck.

Rick: Alright, so we’ve got the Detroit Red Wings, led by Blade0Muffin, the goalie extraordinaire! This guy was like a brick wall, Morty. He stopped more shots than a paranoid alien at a spaceport security checkpoint.

Morty: Wow, Rick, that’s… impressive, I guess?

Rick: You bet your sweet bippy it is! And then there’s xBeanZy-, skating around like he owns the ice, racking up assists and goals faster than you can say “pickle Rick”!

Morty: Uh, I don’t think anyone’s saying “pickle Rick” anymore, Rick.

Rick: Shut up, Morty, I’m on a roll here! And let’s not forget about Sniiiider, slicing through the defense like a plasma katana through butter! This guy was on fire, Morty!

Morty: Yeah, sounds like he really brought his A-game.

Rick: Now onto the Nashville Predators, led by ThaFoSix, the defensive juggernaut! This guy was blocking shots left and right, Morty, like he was playing dodgeball with death itself!

Morty: Dodgeball with death? That sounds terrifying, Rick.

Rick: You have no idea, Morty. And let’s give a shoutout to Sorokin-l30l-, the goalie with reflexes faster than a quantum teleportation device!

Morty: Quantum teleportation? How does that even relate to hockey?

Rick: It doesn’t, Morty! That’s the beauty of it! Now, overall, the game was a rollercoaster of emotions, with the Red Wings coming out on top, leaving the Predators scratching their heads like confused puppies!

Morty: Yeah, I guess sports really are unpredictable, huh?

Rick: You got that right, Morty. Now, let’s go do something more intellectually stimulating, like reprogramming the interdimensional cable box to only show episodes of “The Bachelor” from parallel universes!

Morty: Oh boy, here we go again…


The familiar backdrop of Rick’s lab comes into view, with Rick tinkering with some contraption while Morty fiddles with a gadget on the nearby table.

Rick: Morty, Morty, Morty! You gotta get over here, Morty! We’re diving into the chaotic world of hockey once again!

Morty: Uh, I don’t know, Rick. I’m not sure I can handle another sports analysis. Last time it was like, confusing and stuff.

Rick: Oh come on, Morty! It’s gonna be fun! Look, we’ve got the Florida Panthers facing off against the Chicago Blackhawks in a game that’s more intense than a space-time continuum rupture!

Morty: Okay, okay, let’s just get it over with.

The screen flickers to a fast-paced hockey match, with players zooming across the ice, crashing into each other.

Rick: Alright, so we’ve got the Florida Panthers, led by Popeskill, the goalie with reflexes sharper than my wit, Morty!

Morty: Uh, I’m not sure that’s saying much, Rick.

Rick: Hey, watch it, Morty! Anyway, we’ve also got iTsDayskii, skating around like he’s got a jetpack strapped to his back, racking up assists like they’re going out of style!

Morty: Yeah, sounds like a real go-getter.

Rick: And let’s not forget about IamTwistxd, slicing through the defense like a hot knife through butter! This guy was on fire, Morty, like a supernova in a hockey jersey!

Morty: That’s… quite the image, Rick.

Rick: Now onto the Chicago Blackhawks, led by JHochman, the goalie with more saves than a hoarder’s garage!

Morty: A hoarder’s garage? Really, Rick? he only had 5

Rick: Shut up, Morty! And then there’s DoubleD-DoubleX, weaving through the defense like a serpent in the grass, scoring goals left and right!

Morty: Serpents in the grass and hoarder’s garages… I’m starting to think you’re just making these analogies up, Rick.

Rick: Of course I am, Morty! That’s the fun of it! Now, overall, the game was a nail-biter, with the Chicago Blackhawks clinching the win in overtime, leaving the Florida Panthers licking their wounds like wounded puppies!

Morty: Yeah, sports sure can be unpredictable, huh?

Rick: You said it, Morty. Now, let’s go do something more intellectually stimulating, like reprogramming the interdimensional cable box to only show episodes of “The Jerry Springer Show” from parallel universes!

Morty: Oh geez, here we go again…

Rick and Morty are sitting in the garage, surrounded by various gadgets and scientific equipment. Morty is flipping through channels on the interdimensional cable box while Rick tinkers with a portal gun.

Rick: Morty, Morty, Morty! Get over here, Morty! We’re doing another one of those sports analyses!

Morty: Aw, jeez, Rick. Can’t we do something else for a change?

Rick: No can do, Morty! This is gonna be fun! We’ve got the Pittsburgh Penguins facing off against the St. Louis Blues in a hockey showdown more intense than a black hole singularity!

Morty: Uh, geez, Rick. Let’s just watch an episode of two brothers.

The screen flickers to a hockey match, with two teams in a line brawl.

Rick: Alright, Morty, listen up! We’ve got the Pittsburgh Penguins, led by XFrxncey, the goalie with reflexes faster than a quantum leap!

Morty: Quantum leap? What does that even mean, Rick?

Rick: It means he’s good, Morty! And let’s not forget about levachkin, skating circles around the defense like a hyperactive hamster on a wheel!

Morty: Uh, okay. Sounds exhausting.

Rick: You bet it is, Morty! And then there’s Morrow_2867, sniping goals like it’s nobody’s business! This guy’s got more accuracy than a laser-guided missile!

Morty: Wow, that’s… impressive, I guess?

Rick: You guess? Morty, you gotta appreciate the skill here! Now onto the St. Louis Blues, led by RandyMarsh, the defensive dynamo! This guy was blocking shots left and right, Morty, like he was playing goalie without a goalie mask!

Morty: That sounds dangerous, Rick.

Rick: Dangerous? That’s the thrill of it, Morty! And let’s give a shoutout to Rapfan21, weaving through the defense like a snake in the grass, scoring goals with finesse!

Morty: Yeah, i’m pretty sure you used that one already.

Rick: You got that right, Morty. Now, overall, the game was a rollercoaster ride, with the Pittsburgh Penguins skating away with the win, leaving the St. Louis Blues feeling blue like a sad Smurf!

Morty: Uh, I guess that’s one way to put it.

Rick: Alright, Morty, let’s go do something more intellectually stimulating, like reprogramming the interdimensional cable box to only show episodes of “The Price Is Right” from parallel universes!

Morty: I think i am just going to go see what Summer is doing…