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⚠️ Police Alert: High-Stakes Hockey Criminals on the Loose! ⚠️
Attention, Citizens! We are in pursuit of the most bizarre and outrageous hockey criminals following a wild Game 7 showdown. These individuals are armed with sticks and are extremely dangerous on the ice. Approach with caution and report any sightings immediately. Cash rewards are offered for information leading to their arrest!

Wanted: The Chicago Blackhawks’ Rogues Gallery
Semple19 (F) – The Phantom Puck Pilferer
Alias: The Phantom Puck Pilferer
Description: Semple19, last seen with two goals and one assist, is known for his ghostly ability to appear out of nowhere and snatch pucks from under the noses of defenders. He leaves a trail of bewildered opponents and is wanted for haunting the blue line.
Crime: Spectral Puck Theft and Unlicensed Ghosting
Last Seen: Vanishing into thin air after a stunning goal.
Reward: $5,000
reimatttack34 (D) – The Disappearing Defenseman
Alias: The Disappearing Defenseman
Description: This elusive player, who tallied one assist, has a knack for vanishing just as opponents close in. His sudden reappearances on the attack have baffled many.
Crime: Master of Disguise and Evasion
Last Seen: Flickering in and out near the defensive zone.
Reward: $4,000
Psych_Funk19 (D) – The Hypnotic Hitman
Alias: The Hypnotic Hitman
Description: Known for mesmerizing hits and four intense takeaways, Psych_Funk19 is believed to hypnotize opponents with his moves, leaving them dazed and confused on the ice.
Crime: Hypnosis and Illegal Hypnotic Hits
Last Seen: Putting opponents into a trance with a slap shot.
Reward: $4,500
DoubleD-DoubleX (F) – The Twin Terror
Alias: The Twin Terror
Description: With three assists and a penchant for confusion, DoubleD-DoubleX creates chaos by seemingly being in two places at once, aiding in goals with his supernatural speed.
Crime: Disturbing the Peace and Twin Trickery
Last Seen: Blurring past defenders in the offensive zone.
Reward: $6,000
John_Dean_16 (F) – The Enigmatic Enforcer
Alias: The Enigmatic Enforcer
Description: Scoring two goals and assisting two more, John_Dean_16 uses his mysterious powers to dominate the ice, leaving opponents wondering what hit them.
Crime: Enforcing Enigmas and Mystifying Mayhem
Last Seen: Enforcing his will in the slot with an enigmatic presence.
Reward: $7,000
Fedorov91x (G) – The Wall of Shadows
Alias: The Wall of Shadows
Description: This goalie, with 6 saves, is known for his shadowy defenses, making it nearly impossible for pucks to find the net.
Crime: Erecting Impenetrable Shadow Walls
Last Seen: Casting shadows in front of the goal line.
Reward: $6,500
Wanted: The Notorious Nashville Predators
Randymarsh2012 (F) – The Raging Marsh Monster
Alias: The Raging Marsh Monster
Description: Scored one goal and assisted one more, known for his monstrous presence and ability to rage through defenses.
Crime: Monstrous Rampages and Goal Line Grabs
Last Seen: Charging through the offensive zone.
Reward: $5,500
Fishhure (F) – The Fishy Finisher
Alias: The Fishy Finisher
Description: With one goal and three assists, Fishhure’s slippery moves and uncanny ability to wriggle through defenses make him a prime suspect.
Crime: Aquatic Agility and Fishy Plays
Last Seen: Slithering past defenders to set up goals.
Reward: $6,000
xRoyalFlushx911 (D) – The Card Shark of Defense
Alias: The Card Shark of Defense
Description: Though he didn’t score, xRoyalFlushx911 is known for his trickery and sleight-of-hand in defensive plays.
Crime: Card Sharking and Defensive Deception
Last Seen: Shuffling opponents with deceptive plays.
Reward: $4,500
ToMMy L28L (F) – The Tornado Tommy
Alias: Tornado Tommy
Description: Scored one goal and assisted another, creating whirlwinds on the ice that leave a path of destruction.
Crime: Causing Tornado-Like Havoc and Offensive Whirlwinds
Last Seen: Whirling through the offensive zone.
Reward: $5,000
L stale L (D) – The Living Statue
Alias: The Living Statue
Description: With two goals and one assist, this defenseman’s ability to remain immovable and unyielding makes him a defensive marvel.
Crime: Unyielding Defense and Statue-Like Stillness
Last Seen: Firmly planted in front of the net.
Reward: $5,500
NE0N X 8 (G) – The Neon Nightmare
Alias: The Neon Nightmare
Description: With 7 crucial saves, this goalie’s blinding neon glow disorients shooters, making scoring nearly impossible.
Crime: Neon Dazzling and Goal Line Nightmares
Last Seen: Blinding shooters with his neon aura.
Reward: $6,000
Report Any Sightings!
These hockey criminals are on the run and causing mayhem on the ice. If you have any information leading to their capture, contact your local authorities immediately. Cash rewards are waiting for those who help bring these culprits to justice!

Stay safe, stay vigilant, and let’s keep our rinks clean of these extraordinary offenders!