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Recap

Peter Griffin: Hey, sports fans! Welcome back to Quahog Sports Center. Tonight’s game was a rollercoaster, like the time I tried to teach Brian how to drive. Buckle up, because this is going to be one wild ride!

Brian Griffin: Peter, you crashed into a mailbox within five minutes.

Peter Griffin: Exactly! So, let’s talk about the Nashville Predators taking on the St. Louis Blues. Nashville came out swinging with a goal in the first period by Randymarsh2012. It was smoother than Quagmire on a Saturday night.

Quagmire: Giggity.

Peter Griffin: St. Louis managed to tie it up in the second period thanks to WeTheWho, but after that, it was like trying to get Chris to stop freaking out by his own reflection—hopeless.

Lois Griffin: Peter, stop embarrassing the kids.

Peter Griffin: Anyway, the third period was all Predators. They scored three goals, and St. Louis had no answer. Randymarsh2012 added another two goals and an assist, making him look like the hero of a bad action movie—except this time, it worked.

Stewie Griffin: Kind of like when you tried to play hero by dressing up as Wonder Woman, Peter. We all remember how that turned out.

Peter Griffin: Oh yeah, that was a disaster. Speaking of disasters, let’s talk about St. Louis’ defense. It was like watching Meg trying to dance at prom—awkward and painful.

Meg Griffin: off-screen I can hear you, you know!

Peter Griffin: The Blues had more penalty minutes than I have excuses for missing work. Wheelchairdevon8 spent more time in the penalty box than Joe does yelling at kids to get off his lawn.

Joe Swanson: Damn right, Peter. Those little punks.

Peter Griffin: JoshuaDuhaime for the Predators was solid in goal, saving 8 out of 9 shots. He was like a rock, unlike that time I tried to use Brian’s novel as a doorstop.

Brian Griffin: It’s called “pivoting,” Peter.

Peter Griffin: Sure, whatever you say. On the flip side, SA_Pliskin for the Blues had a rough night, facing 23 shots and only stopping 19. It was like he was trying to catch fish with a butterfly net.

Lois Griffin: Peter, don’t you have something nice to say about anyone?

Peter Griffin: Oh, right! Props to Randymarsh2012 for his stellar performance, scoring 4 points. He was on fire like that time I tried to cook Thanksgiving dinner. Remember, Lois?

Lois Griffin: Yes, Peter. The fire department does, too.

Peter Griffin: So, there you have it! The Nashville Predators win 4-1 against the St. Louis Blues. I’m Peter Griffin, reminding you that if you ever feel down, just remember—at least you’re not a Blues fan tonight!

Stewie Griffin: And thank goodness for that. Good night, Quahog!