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Recap

Peter Griffin: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Quahog Sports Center. We just witnessed a nail-biter between the Detroit Red Wings and the Florida Panthers. Now, this game was tighter than Lois’ grip on our bank account!

Lois Griffin: Peter! Focus on the game, please.

Peter Griffin: Right, right. So, the game started off pretty slow, with both teams feeling each other out like awkward teenagers at a dance. It was a goose egg on the scoreboard for both teams after the first period. Kinda like how I feel when I try to understand Brian’s novels—just a lot of nothing.

Brian Griffin: Very funny, Peter.

Peter Griffin: Second period, though, that’s when things got interesting. The Red Wings’ TokeNxsty—sounds like a rapper Stewie listens to—sniped one in. Detroit was on the board! And then, before you could say, “Why is Meg not in this scene?” BejimoSzn added another. Bam! Two goals!

Lois Griffin: The Panthers were trying, though. Alpha-33x and xShxyne, their forwards, were all over the place. But, boy, they couldn’t catch a break.

Peter Griffin: Yeah, Florida was like me at a salad bar—trying hard but just not in their element. But give them credit, they kept pushing. In the third period, xShxyne finally got one past GunnerskaIe. I haven’t seen that much excitement since the Clam offered half-price beer!

Brian Griffin: And just when we thought it might head to a calm finish, the overtime hit. Detroit’s GerryySZN channeled his inner Jedi and assisted on the game-winner. The Force was strong with this one.

Stewie Griffin: we are not doing a star wars episode Brian.

Peter Griffin: And let’s not forget the goalies. GunnerskaIe was solid as a rock, like Joe after a dose of spinach. 9 saves out of 10 shots? That’s what I call shutting it down. Meanwhile, Fra75434QC was working hard, too, with 19 saves. But the Panthers’ defense left him more exposed than Quagmire on a Saturday night.

Lois Griffin: Speaking of defense, totallynotkumar was laying out hits like Chris at an all-you-can-eat buffet. And desiredsno3 on Detroit’s side was a wall—just not Trump’s.

Peter Griffin: All in all, it was a gritty game. Panthers lose in overtime, 2-1. Kinda makes you feel for them, right?

Brian Griffin: Indeed, Peter. They showed heart but just couldn’t close the deal.

Peter Griffin: So, folks, that’s your recap. The Red Wings take it in OT. I’m Peter Griffin, and remember, if you’re a Panther, keep your head up and your stick on the ice. Quahog Sports Center, out!

Lois Griffin: Good night, everyone!