Recap
Ren: Stimpy, you blithering blockhead! Did you see that Predators-Penguins game? It was like watching a sewer overflow with hockey pucks! The Predators came out on top, and it was as disgusting as your nose goblins!
Stimpy: Oh joy, Ren! The Predators were like a pack of rabid weasels! They scored three goals and left the Penguins flopping around like fish out of water!
Ren: You idiot! NuttyOutlaw13 was the top weasel, with a goal and two assists! He was like a worm wriggling in a pile of fresh dung! And JoshuaDuhaime with two assists, more slippery than a greased pig in a mud pit!
Stimpy: Hee hee, yeah Ren! Randymarsh2012 was all over the place too, with an assist and causing more chaos than a food fight in a greasy spoon diner! And ToMMy L28L with two goals, he was like a fly on a dog turd, sticking to everything!
Ren: The Penguins were flapping around like headless chickens! Levachkin tried to keep them alive with a goal, but it was like putting a Band-Aid on a gaping wound!
Stimpy: Poor skull_demon1987, Ren! The goalie for the Penguins! He let in three goals and was swimming in a sea of failure! More helpless than a goldfish in a blender!
Ren: And those defensemen, Eggman-1 and xHyper-8, they were about as useful as a screen door on a submarine! Minus one each, fumbling around like blind bats in daylight!
Stimpy: Hee hee, Ren! The Predators were hitting everything, like a bunch of toddlers on a sugar high! 19 hits! It was glorious mayhem, like a demolition derby in a junkyard!
Ren: Yes, and the Penguins? They were losing pucks like a toddler loses toys! 13 giveaways, like they were handing out candy on Halloween!
Stimpy: And let’s not forget the goalie for the Predators, NE0N X 8. He was like a fortress made of smelly cheese, stopping 14 shots! Only let in one goal, which is like finding only one hair in your soup!
Ren: The game was a filthy mess, a spectacle of grime and guts. The Predators and Penguins gave us a show that was as revolting as it was entertaining. Just the way I like it!
Stimpy: Oh Ren, what a match! The Predators were the kings of the trash heap, and the Penguins just couldn’t climb out of the filth. Hee hee, it was gloriously disgusting!
Details
| Date | Time | League | Season |
|---|---|---|---|
| May 23, 2024 | 9:35 PM | Eastern Conference | Season 49 |
Results
| Team | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | OT | Power Play Goals | Power Play Attempts | Goals | Outcome |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nashville Predators | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | Win |
| Pittsburgh Penguins | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | Loss |
Nashville Predators
| # | Player | Position | W | L | G | A | PTS | +/- | S | PIM | H | FOW | FOL | GV | TK | INT | SA | SV | GA | SO |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NuttyOutlaw13 (F) | Forward | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| JoshuaDuhaime (D) | Defense | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 79 | Randymarsh2012 (F) | Forward | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 5 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| xRoyalFlushx911 (D) | Defense | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 28 | ToMMy L28L (F) | Forward | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 10 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| NE0N X 8 (G) | Goalie | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 0 | |
| Total | 6 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 9 | 5 | 19 | 6 | 17 | 8 | 10 | 51 | 18 | 32 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 0 |
Pittsburgh Penguins
| # | Player | Position | W | L | G | A | PTS | +/- | S | PIM | H | FOW | FOL | GV | TK | INT | SA | SV | GA | SO |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| levachkin (F) | Forward | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Eggman–1 (D) | Defense | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| XFrxncey (F) | Forward | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 8 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| skull_demon1987 (G) | Goalie | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 19 | 3 | 0 | |
| 8 | xHyper-8 (D) | Defense | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 8 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Soloxdolox (F) | Forward | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Total | 0 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -5 | 11 | 6 | 13 | 10 | 8 | 50 | 15 | 36 | 22 | 19 | 3 | 0 |
| 6 | 0 |
| 0 | 6 |
| 3 | 1 |
| 6 | 2 |
| 9 | 3 |
| 5 | -5 |
| 19 | 11 |
| 6 | 6 |
| 17 | 13 |
| 8 | 10 |
| 10 | 8 |
| 51 | 50 |
| 18 | 15 |
| 32 | 36 |
| 15 | 22 |
| 14 | 19 |
| 1 | 3 |
| 0 | 0 |