5 vs 4 
Florida PanthersRecap
Ren: Stimpy, you bloated sack of protoplasm! Did you see the Blues and the Panthers clawing at each other? It was like a filthy alley fight! The Blues squeezed out a win in overtime, and it was disgustingly beautiful!
Stimpy: Oh joy, Ren! The Blues were like a greasy hairball rolling through the game! Hee hee hee! They scored five goals! It was like watching a pack of rabid ferrets in a food fight!
Ren: You idiot! Sergein was a beast out there! Two goals and an assist, like a ravenous vulture picking at the carcass of the Panthers. And Rapfan21 with four assists, he was like a sewer rat hoarding all the crumbs!
Stimpy: Hee hee, yeah Ren! And XKYROU25 was on fire! Three goals and an assist, he was like a worm wriggling in a pile of steaming manure!
Ren: The Panthers were squirming like maggots in rotten meat! Alpha-33x and Jrush tried to keep them alive, but it was like putting lipstick on a pig! They both got two points, but it wasn’t enough.
Stimpy: Poor Popeskill, Ren! The goalie for the Panthers! He let in five goals, probably felt like he was drowning in a vat of spoiled milk!
Ren: And those defensemen, xShxyne and totallynotkumar, they were like moldy bread trying to stop the flood. They were -2 each, more useless than a wet fart in a windstorm!
Stimpy: Hee hee, Ren! The Blues were hitting everything, like sledgehammers smashing rotten pumpkins! 13 hits! It was glorious chaos, like a food fight in a garbage dump!
Ren: Yes, and the Panthers? They were losing pucks like a leaky diaper loses its contents. 23 giveaways, like they were handing out Halloween candy!
Stimpy: And let’s not forget the goalie for the Blues, Wheelchairdevon8. He was like a fortress made of smelly cheese, stopping 17 shots! Only let in four goals, which is like getting just a little bit of mold on your bread!
Ren: The game was an abomination, a spectacle of filth and fury. The Blues and Panthers gave us a show that was as revolting as it was entertaining. Just the way I like it!
Stimpy: Oh Ren, what a match! The Blues were the kings of the dumpster, and the Panthers just couldn’t climb out of the trash heap. Hee hee, it was glorious!
Ren: Yes, Stimpy. Disgustingly glorious.
Details
| Date | Time | League | Season |
|---|---|---|---|
| May 23, 2024 | 9:35 PM | Eastern Conference | Season 49 |
Results
| Team | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | OT | Power Play Goals | Power Play Attempts | Goals | Outcome |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| St. Louis Blues | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 5 | Win |
| Florida Panthers | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | Overtime loss |
St. Louis Blues
| # | Player | Position | W | L | G | A | PTS | +/- | S | PIM | H | FOW | FOL | GV | TK | INT | SA | SV | GA | SO |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 78 | Cuban1616 (D) | Defense | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 19 | SA_Pliskin (D) | Defense | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sergein (F) | Forward | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 19 | 13 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | Wheelchairdevon8 (G) | Goalie | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 0 |
| Rapfan21 (F) | Forward | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 30 | XKYROU25 (F) | Forward | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Total | 6 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 11 | 10 | 13 | 8 | 16 | 19 | 13 | 40 | 18 | 23 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 0 |
Florida Panthers
| # | Player | Position | W | L | G | A | PTS | +/- | S | PIM | H | FOW | FOL | GV | TK | INT | SA | SV | GA | SO |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alpha-33x (F) | Forward | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 13 | 18 | 20 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Jrush (F) | Forward | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Popeskill (G) | Goalie | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 0 | |
| xShxyne (D) | Defense | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| totallynotkumar (D) | Defense | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -2 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| IamTwistxd (F) | Forward | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | -2 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Total | 0 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 12 | -10 | 19 | 8 | 23 | 13 | 19 | 41 | 15 | 25 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 0 |
| 6 | 0 |
| 0 | 6 |
| 5 | 4 |
| 6 | 8 |
| 11 | 12 |
| 10 | -10 |
| 13 | 19 |
| 8 | 8 |
| 16 | 23 |
| 19 | 13 |
| 13 | 19 |
| 40 | 41 |
| 18 | 15 |
| 23 | 25 |
| 21 | 14 |
| 17 | 9 |
| 4 | 5 |
| 0 | 0 |