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Recap

Beavis: Heh heh, Butt-head, did you see the Blackhawks totally destroy the Blues? It was like, “Whoa! They’re scoring so much, it’s like a video game or something!” Heh heh.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah, the Blues were all like, “We’re gonna play hockey,” and the Blackhawks were like, “No, you’re gonna suck.” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: The Blackhawks scored seven goals. It was like a goal explosion! Heh heh, goals everywhere! John_Dean_16 was on fire with five goals. He must’ve been like, “I’m the king of the world!” Heh heh.

Butt-head: Yeah, John_Dean_16 was like, “I’m gonna score all the goals, and you can’t stop me!” The Blues were like, “Duh, what do we do?” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: And Hughsy28- got five points too, with a goal and four assists. He was like, “Here, take this puck and score, because I’m awesome!” Heh heh, awesome.

Butt-head: The Blues’ defense was so bad. Cuban1616 and SA_Pliskin were just standing around like, “Duh, which way did they go?” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, they had a combined minus-12 rating. That’s like, really bad. They were like, “We’re the best at being the worst.” Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Blues’ goalie, Wheelchairdevon8, got pounded. He let in seven goals. He was probably like, “Why do I even get out of bed?” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, the only good thing the Blues did was score two goals in the third period. Sergein was like, “I got two goals, I’m cool,” but they still lost. Heh heh, losers.

Butt-head: The Blackhawks were hitting everything. DoubleD-DoubleX had eight penalty minutes. He was like, “Get outta my way, I’m gonna crush you!” Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah, and they had so many takeaways. It was like the Blues were giving them the puck for free. “Here you go, score some more goals!” Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Blackhawks’ goalie, Fedorov91x, only let in two goals. He was like, “I’m a brick wall, baby.” The Blues couldn’t do anything. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: In conclusion, the Blackhawks rock and the Blues totally suck. Heh heh, hockey rules.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah, hockey rules and the Blues drool. Uh huh huh.