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Recap

Rick and Morty are sitting in the garage, surrounded by various gadgets and scientific equipment. Morty is flipping through channels on the interdimensional cable box while Rick tinkers with a portal gun.

Rick: Morty, Morty, Morty! Get over here, Morty! We’re doing another one of those sports analyses!

Morty: Aw, jeez, Rick. Can’t we do something else for a change?

Rick: No can do, Morty! This is gonna be fun! We’ve got the Pittsburgh Penguins facing off against the St. Louis Blues in a hockey showdown more intense than a black hole singularity!

Morty: Uh, geez, Rick. Let’s just watch an episode of two brothers.

The screen flickers to a hockey match, with two teams in a line brawl.

Rick: Alright, Morty, listen up! We’ve got the Pittsburgh Penguins, led by XFrxncey, the goalie with reflexes faster than a quantum leap!

Morty: Quantum leap? What does that even mean, Rick?

Rick: It means he’s good, Morty! And let’s not forget about levachkin, skating circles around the defense like a hyperactive hamster on a wheel!

Morty: Uh, okay. Sounds exhausting.

Rick: You bet it is, Morty! And then there’s Morrow_2867, sniping goals like it’s nobody’s business! This guy’s got more accuracy than a laser-guided missile!

Morty: Wow, that’s… impressive, I guess?

Rick: You guess? Morty, you gotta appreciate the skill here! Now onto the St. Louis Blues, led by RandyMarsh, the defensive dynamo! This guy was blocking shots left and right, Morty, like he was playing goalie without a goalie mask!

Morty: That sounds dangerous, Rick.

Rick: Dangerous? That’s the thrill of it, Morty! And let’s give a shoutout to Rapfan21, weaving through the defense like a snake in the grass, scoring goals with finesse!

Morty: Yeah, i’m pretty sure you used that one already.

Rick: You got that right, Morty. Now, overall, the game was a rollercoaster ride, with the Pittsburgh Penguins skating away with the win, leaving the St. Louis Blues feeling blue like a sad Smurf!

Morty: Uh, I guess that’s one way to put it.

Rick: Alright, Morty, let’s go do something more intellectually stimulating, like reprogramming the interdimensional cable box to only show episodes of “The Price Is Right” from parallel universes!

Morty: I think i am just going to go see what Summer is doing…