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Recap

Beavis: Heh heh, hey Butt-head, did you see that hockey game last night? The Penguins got their butts kicked by the Red Wings. Heh heh, Penguins.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah Beavis, they totally sucked. The Penguins were like, “Uh, we forgot how to play hockey.”

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, and the Red Wings were all like, “We’re gonna kick your asses.” And then they did. Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Penguins didn’t score until the third period. They were like, “Duh, maybe we should try now.” But it was too late. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Yeah, they were down like, 2-0 after the second period. And then the Red Wings scored again, making it 3-0. Heh heh, losers.

Butt-head: Levachkin from the Penguins finally scored. He was probably like, “Hey guys, I did something!” But it didn’t matter. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, and then xHyper-8 scored too. But it’s like, too bad, you still suck. Heh heh.

Butt-head: Yeah, their goalie, skull_demon1987, must have been like, “Oh no, I suck.” He let in three goals. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Blade0Muffin from the Red Wings was like, “I’m not letting you score, dummies.” He only let in two goals. Heh heh, Blade0Muffin.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, uStooPiiD and xBeanZy- were pretty good. They got two points each. They were like, “We rule.”

Beavis: Yeah, and TokeNxsty and BejimoSzn scored too. They were all over the place, like, “Take that, Penguins!” Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Penguins had a lot of penalties. Uh huh huh, they were like, “Hey, let’s sit in the box and watch the game.”

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, xHyper-8 got four penalty minutes. He was like, “I love the penalty box. It’s my happy place.” Heh heh.

Butt-head: The Red Wings were just better. They had more shots and more hits. They were like, “We’re gonna crush you.” And they did. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, the Penguins sucked. They need to like, go back to Penguin school or something. Heh heh, Penguin school.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah. So, in conclusion, the Penguins suck, and the Red Wings rule. Uh huh huh.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah. Hockey rules. Penguins drool. Heh heh.