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Recap

Jim Ross: “Folks, we’ve got some breaking news from the NHL! The Chicago Blackhawks were supposed to face off against the Florida Panthers tonight, but it looks like we’ve got a situation on our hands. The Panthers couldn’t skate a full team and were forced to forfeit the game! Can you believe that, King?”

Jerry “The King” Lawler: “JR, this is more shocking than the Montreal Screwjob! The Panthers couldn’t even get enough players on the ice! It’s like showing up for a Royal Rumble and realizing you left your gear at home!”

Jim Ross: “It’s the first forfeit of the season for the Panthers, and not just that, it’s the first for the entire league! This is unprecedented! The Blackhawks win by default, but I don’t think they were expecting to get a victory handed to them like a Christmas present from Vince McMahon!”

Jerry “The King” Lawler: “You know, JR, I heard the Panthers had more scratches than a flea-ridden junkyard dog! They must’ve had more injuries and illnesses than a Survivor Series team after a hardcore match!”

Jim Ross: “It’s like the Panthers were hit with the Curse of the Undertaker! They couldn’t field a single line! This isn’t how you want to win a game, but the Blackhawks will take the W. It’s like winning the WWE Championship on a technicality!”

Jerry “The King” Lawler: “I bet the Blackhawks are celebrating like they just won the King of the Ring! But deep down, they know it’s an empty victory. They didn’t even get to drop the gloves or throw a single body check!”

Jim Ross: “And you know the fans, they came to see some action! This is like buying a ticket to WrestleMania and then finding out Stone Cold Steve Austin isn’t showing up. Talk about a letdown!”

Jerry “The King” Lawler: “Maybe the Panthers should’ve called in some reinforcements from the audience. Can you imagine? ‘Is there a hockey player in the house?’ They’d have better luck finding a leprechaun in a pot of gold!”

Jim Ross: “It’s a tough break for the Panthers, and a strange twist for the Blackhawks. We’ll see how this impacts the rest of their season. In the meantime, let’s hope the Panthers can get their roster back in shape and hit the ice again soon.”

Jerry “The King” Lawler: “Forfeiting a game, JR, that’s gotta be more embarrassing than The Gobbledy Gooker debut! They better hope their fans forgive them quicker than a botched finish in a main event!”

Jim Ross: “You said it, King. Let’s hope we don’t see another forfeit this season. Until then, the Blackhawks get the points, and the Panthers… well, they get to lick their wounds and come back fighting another day!”

Jerry “The King” Lawler: “That’s right, JR! And next time, let’s hope they show up ready to rumble, because you never know when the next match will be a slobberknocker!”