SP Mock Draft

What’s good SP I’m here for some more media. Made this at 4 AM but it’s better than anyone else’s mock draft so read it and shut up.

Pick 1: Detroit: Lxppy 

This pick makes way too much sense. With Chad having nobody on his roster he just needs the best player available and Lxppy is the best player in sp. He will be Chad’s G7 C to carry his ass. Having Lxppy at 4.5 is nuts.

Pick 2:Washington: ProdigyToLegend

For this pick, I just thought of again the best player available. Seeing that Fluri is playing rw I think a good winger with him even though he’s a d man could help them a lot. I may be wrong but I think Fluri is buddies w Prod so I could definitely see this happening.

Pick 3: Vegas: John_dean_16

With almost every team having a lot of roster spots I expect the top end of the draft to be less fit related and just the best player available. The D-man pool is awful so I kind of have to take a forward here and for his cap hit I could see Zinczy taking the wheel and grabbing John dean. Honestly, it would be a great start for their team.

Pick 4:Detroit: xwillis

I would have loved a d man at this spot but most d men suck here so I might as well give them a forward to have a gross top 3. Willis has had a hot start to his lg season and having Chad who isn’t just a goalie anymore and Lxppy could honestly make them front runners out the gate.

Pick 5:Philadelphia: Hughsy28-

Cuban has nobody on his roster and a lot of cap to work with I see him taking hughsy but with no intent to play him. I see Cuban taking him simply so he can get one of his buddy’s teams to overpay for him,(or underpay because sp trades suck) personally if I’m Cuban here I’m taking hughsy just for the trade opportunity.

Pick 6:Montreal: KyleJ83

Reap and Cup generally draft their buddies or draft absolute shit cans, sometimes those both are the same thing but I think Reap isn’t gonna play around and he’s gonna take Kyle. Doing this will set Reap up on defense because Kyle is the only D-man worth a first-round pick. Does this make Reap a championship contender? no.

Pick 7: Philadelphia: Hxrdie-

This pick is perfect because if Cuban takes Hughsy he has another huge trade piece that he can use or if that doesn’t work he has two great forwards to build his G7 around.

Pick 8: Edmonton: Jhursi 

Having Smiirk and Ustoopid already is a great start. Even though Smiirk says he’s G only (I don’t buy it) getting Jhursi would be a good start to their G7 and make their team a part of the top end of sp.

Pick 9: San Jose: Karlssonisgod 

This pick is Randy going best player available I can definitely see him taking a d man here but this pick just feels too perfect. This is a pure LG stats pick in the draft. Seeing Karlsson is an NHLer will light Randy’s eyes up and there it is he has his G7 forward core. Congrats Randy you have started to build a good team.

Pick 10 Seattle: Kidmon3y

Kidmon3y is a decent player but he shouldn’t go in the first round. I think it will happen because this GM is clearly brain dead and wants to throw away the amazing legacy peacekeeper made for the Kraken…… ya I mean shit pick but on the draft night it’ll probably happen.

Thanks for the read, Tommy boy sucks 

-Stale