PLAYERS OF THE WEEK FOR WEEK 1

Here are this weeks top performers per position in the opening week in SP…

Top RW – j_sherminator (CGY)

GP:8  G:19  A:20  Pts:39  +/-:27

Top C – John_Dean_16 (WSH)

GP:9  G:9  A:13  Pts:22  +/-:-4

Top LW – Jcpens22 (PHI)

GP:5  G:17  A:10  Pts:27 +/-:15

Top LD – Mrlolchico13 (CGY)

GP:6  G:5  A:13  Pts:18  +/-:22

Top RD – reimatttack34 (PHI)

GP:4  G:1  A:8  Pts:9  +/-:12

Top G – Chadkillz134 (CGY)

GP:6  W:4  SV%:87.25  GAA:2.17 SO:0

Honorable mentions go to boknows88, Tibod68, KarlssonIsGod, Hughsy28-, Bxrt67, and Ba_nanah.

Here are some new awards of the week I’m going to hand out….

Forwards:

Biggest Goon – Iamsmokxy-_- (TOR)

GP:5  PIMs:28  Hits:49

Never misses – xSalda- (BUF)

GP:2  G:2  Shots:2

Padding Goalies Stats – LeCupidon (VGK)

GP:4  G:2  Shots:28

Can’t Win a Faceoff – xGilmour93 (VGK)

FOW:5  FOL:20

Likes to share the puck with the other team – xMarucci—(TOR)

GP:7  GV:121

Defensemen

Biggest Goon – Philmorin (TOR)

GP:8  PIMs:9  Hits:51

Padding Goalie Stats – xShxyne (CGY)

GP:8  G:0  Shots:11

Likes to share the puck with the other team – Doranz- & Lxppy–(CAR)

GP:3  GV:74  TK:21  INT:22

(Combined stats)

Best at watching pucks go in his teams’ net – LUYEYEP123 (VGK)

GP:9  +/-: -16

Goalies

Who wants a goal? – Randymarsh2012 (SJS)

14GA in 1 game    GP:3  GAA:7.67

Can we switch to beach balls? – Martok77 (LAK)

GP:3  SV%:57.50

Great way to stay in shape – Wheelchairdevon8 (TOR)

GP:8  Shots Against:168 (21 shots faced per game avg)

I know these awards are gutless but hey, someone has to do the shittiest at something each week lol.

Now back to something a little more positive…

Unsung Heroes for each team this week:

Calgary: Washko86 – 4.3ppg in 3 games (Forward)

San Jose: LaterSmitty – 3.8ppg in 5 games (Forward)

Colorado: SA_Pliskin – 2.3ppg in 3 games (Forward)

Los Angeles: SliyumShady – 1.1ppg in 9 games (Defense)

Vegas: xGilmour93 – 5.0ppg in 2 games (Forward)

Philadelphia: Jonturner15- 5.0ppg in 2 games (Forward)

Buffalo: Ande91 – 2.8ppg in 6 games (Forward)

Carolina: Jets76-bradyk14 – 2.0ppg in 3 games (Defense)

Washington: Bray4x_Fyb – 77.36SV% in 6 games (Goalie)

Toronto: Curtisx18x – 2.7ppg in 3 games (Forward)

We had the best of the best (and the best of the worst) listed this week! If anyone has any other potential awards of the week ideas they’d like to see added send me a DM and I’ll more than likely implement it.

Get out there this week and play your guts out (or be absolute dogwater) so you can see your name up here in the next article!

Randymarsh2012

THIS IS A PARODY – Relax your tits!

Are you asleep reading that last article? Looking for some excitement in your life? Tired of the same blah blah blah from my lily-livered 3rd cousin, Randy Marsh? Well lucky you, my name is Hsram Ydnar. And I’m here to be your real source for SPNHL news. I don’t survive hurricanes, hurricanes survive me.

I am here to do a REAL breakdown. Not that hot dog water Randy and Doranz gave the SPNHL faithful. The toughest choice I had make was, do I read that junk they wrote or do I turn on the SPNHL podcast and listen to the most bland pathetic intro in all of podcasts. Give us some dang enthusiasm Cuban. Well the choice was easy, after reading the prior article doing about 69 seconds of research, here’s what I came up with.

Eastern Conference

Carolina Hurricanes

Owner: Doranz

Roster: xBradeii–, Lxppy–, Blade0Muffin, BejimoSzn, bxnana–, Jets76-bradyk14, FoxI14I, Bayest_King_Lu, TIMBOGY, X3_Svechnikov_X7

I ain’t doing ratings. Suck it. But I will give you this

Best pick: Lxppy  (for where he was drafted, xBradeii was to obvious to pick)

Worst pick: Bejimoszn

Strengths: Offense and players that will actually play for their GM. All the scared GMs will regret letting guys like Bradei and Lxppy slip.

Weaknesses: Defense, based on talent everywhere else. Bejimoszn is easily the weakest link. He’s over here, over there, never where you need him to be.

Philadelphia Flyers

Owner: Hughsy28-

Roster: BoKnows88-, reimatttack34, Jcpens22, JonTurner15-, II-megga-II, Spelliscy_21, Maintenance_84, sportsgeek5, LispDoge, Spinnermcgee, Billyg7718, NYfrijoles

Best pick: Boknows88

Worst pick: Spinnermcgee LOL

Strengths: Balance in the starting line. I feel this team is extremely balanced that starts with a great d pair in Hughsy & Reimattack. Bo is a scorer that the offense will go as he does.

Weaknesses: I hate using this term because it’s usually everyones issue in SP, but Depth. I don’t see much outside of their top 6. Sportsgeek could compete with JonTurner for starting tendy. Doesn’t scream excellence.

Buffalo Sabres

Owner: Ustoopiid

Roster: kylej83, Ande91, KarlssonIsGod, Sniiider, Liljxgren, xsalda-, Clake, CabRelix, X7-Arrow-7X, ShadyKo4, Nomoderation, Savage_Eze26

Best pick: Kylej83

Worst pick: Clake and picking the Buffalo Sabres as your organization.

Strengths: Defense will be king in Buffalo. With uStoopiid (stupid spelled it wrong) and Kyle defending the crease all the goalie has to do is be awake. Or competent.

Weaknesses: Goaltending. With no true number one, The Sabres lack someone stopping rubber consistently. Also no depth at Center whatsoever.

Washington Capitals

Owner: Eggman–1

Roster: John_Dean_16, Fluri37, FreezeMothasucka, NowYoDead, Bray4x_Fyb, AlecMcLay7, PghFANATIC, Turdburgler169, Jockey138, Terrance2nice, RiCKYxBoBBYjr, Troyuh-_-

Best pick: John Dean

Worst pick: PghFanatic (probably one of the worst sp players of all time)

Strengths: Center Depth. Washington has two of the best Centers in all of SP. It pains me to say something so nice about Fluri. Oh and versatility.

Weaknesses: Scoring consistently will be a weakness for this team, John is capable of controlling the play but outside of him there just isn’t much there. It will take a surprise pick or sleeper to step up.

Toronto Maple Leafs

Owner: WheelChairDevon

Roster: Fishhure, Jhursi, Complexitii-, xMarucci–. Philmorin, teamrun420, pistolpete7788_, fatalfire16, Jeanthedon42, xPugz_420, Thee_Ghosty, bg9m9r

Best pick: Jhursi

Worst pick: Fishhure

Strengths: Only one I see is chemistry between Jhursi and Fishhure. Outside of that, nothing. Actually, so strong I didn’t have anything else to write about. Thanks!

Weaknesses: Compatibility, scoring, goaltending, do I need to go on?

Western Conference

Colorado Avalanche 

Owner: SA_Pliskin

Roster: Hardie, rich2k8, scorezov, flowsoclean, itsbinklee, illusionz_13, race2chasee, sergein, tibod, reallUncleLarry, Mgm2425, sourrrBH

Best pick: Scorezov

Worst pick: Hardie, overrated. Basically shouldn’t have been picked first.

Strengths: This forward line is really good. Even though I made a comment about Hardie earlier don’t be fooled, this forward group is going to do a lot of damage.

Weaknesses: Defense, penalties and goaltending. Plisk loves a good bad hit which will lead to them  killing a lot of penalties. I don’t see The Avalanche having the goalies to bail them out here.

San Jose Sharks

Owner: Randymarsh2012

Roster: Bxrt67, Philnee, Buckleyx14, Curtisx18x, IamSmokxy-_-, korrowan, xFlashify, Logan29-_-, Beeper_tha_1^st_a, LaterSmitty, VBumqs-, Dooteees

Best pick: Bart

Worst pick: iamsmokxy

Strengths: Breakouts. When Bart plays this team will be able to breakout with the best of them. I expect them to be a top power play unit as well. Left side of the ice.

Weaknesses: Barts availability.  I can’t see this going far without him. Smokey’s constant yapping will also be an issue. Randy could’ve done better. I taught him better.

Vegas Golden Knights

Owner: Shock_R

Roster: Beanzy, LeCupidon, premierplayer, Mr-_-Goobs, Thafosix, heroic_veil2, HAC_Rambo, Korrupto-777, pc3pseidon, A-Mason_4, xGilmour93, LUYEYEP123, Lieutenantemu

Best pick: Beanzy

Worst pick: Premierplayer

Strengths: Two great wingers in Beanzy and lecupidon. Literally nothing else.

Weaknesses: I don’t need to bring up Premierplayer here do I? No, no I don’t, everyone already knows. Much like Toronto, this team has nothing outside of two good forwards.

Calgary Flames

Owner: Chadkillz134

Roster: MrllolChico, Semple19, J_Sherminator, xShxyne, heedlessjem48, alonzi401, Washko86, Jubjjjjjub, Ndirishman22, Alltro1, Lyrad99, DustyRoads052

Best pick: J_Sherminator

Worst pick: Chico and Dustyroads

Strengths: Goaltending and versatile. Semple and Sherminator should produce at a decent pace.

Weaknesses: While I picked Chico as the worst pick it’s not skill related. He just simply wasn’t worth taking inside the top 5. Dustyroads is guy similar to Pgh. Just bad.

LA Kings

Owner: Cuban1616

Roster: DetAjax17, SliyumShady, EL_Rookie, IvanthyGreat, Mikey92123, xshepxrd, gamertagrequird, CTN_laneyboo, Martok77, we345_-, X_apex-killa_x, Play-boyPaul420

Best pick: Not one good pick but if I had to pick it be El Rookie. Sigh.

Worst pick: Sliyumshady

Strengths: Decent defense.  Nothing else, I’m falling asleep trying to find another strength here.

Weaknesses: Cubans draft mentality. This GM missed on every single pick and I’m hoping this provides some locker room motivation to pull off some upsets. Im always rooting for the underdog but you won’t catch me placing any bets on The Kings.

I won’t be predicting any records or be giving out  any grades. I thinks it pretty obvious who did great, good, average and flat out failed. I will go ahead predict the Carolina Hurricanes to win it all. I can’t tell you who they will be playing because the West reminds me of the circus from the Disney movie, A Bugs Life. In all reality this has potential to be one of the more competitive seasons in SP in a long time and I look forward to it, well until the first big trape that is. Get ready!

Better than Randy,

Hsram Ydnar

RandyMarsh here, your local two-time hurricane survivor.

I did a breakdown of the teams in the Eastern Conference while Doranz- does the breakdown of the West.

The toughest choice I had was picking which team between Buffalo and Philadelphia would be ranked #2, I expect both of these teams to have some real good games against one another, Jmosh is gonna want to get some serious stream coverage on that shit fo sho.

Eastern Conference

Carolina Hurricanes

Owner: Doranz-

Roster: xBradeii–, Lxppy–, Blade0Muffin, BejimoSzn, bxnana–, Jets76-bradyk14, xDeBrincat, TommyDubz_716, TIMBOGY, X3_Svechnikov_X7

Projection: 1^st in East

Forward Rating: 10/10

Defense Rating: 9/10

Goalie Rating: 8/10

Strengths: This teams offense will be the strongest in the league at any given night, even their 4^th forward would be a starter on any other team. I don’t expect Randymarsh to survive these hurricane games….

Weaknesses: I’m not too familiar with their defensive depth pieces, but there could be potential issues with the talent level.

Overall Grade: A+

Philadelphia Flyers

Owner: Hughsy28-

Roster: BoKnows88-, reimatttack34, Jcpens22, PickleTickler69, II-megga-II, Spelliscy_21, Maintenance_84, Sportsgeek5, LispDoge, Billyg7718, NYfrijoles

Projection: 2nd in East

Forward Rating: 8/10

Defense Rating: 10/10

Goalie Rating: 7/10

Strengths: With Hughsy and Reim on defense this team will have one of the best d-pairings in the league, also with Megga and the option to put Jonturner in nets I wouldn’t expect to score too many goals against these guys,

Weaknesses: The lack of Centre depth could be a potential issue for these guys, just recently heard that LispDoge could’ve been the sleeper of the draft and for this Flyers squad I hope that is true. Having Boknows is real nice for this squad though, expect him to have the puck often.

Overall Grade: A

Buffalo Sabres

Owner: uStooPiiD

Roster: kylej83, Ande91, KarlssonIsGod, Sniiider, Liljxgren, xSalda-, Clake, CabRelix, X7-Arrow-7X, Shadyko4, Nomoderation, Savage_Eze26

Projection: 3rd in East

Forward Rating: 8/10

Defense Rating: 10/10

Goalie Rating: 6/10

Strengths: This d-pairing of ustoopid and kylej83 scares me more than Philadelphias pair, both guys have religiously given me a hard time anytime I’ve ever played them. With Ande, Karlsson, Sniiider, and salda being the spare depth forward, this team will be tough to compete against.

Weaknesses: Liljxgren had a great playoff run last season with the Capitals but he didn’t have many regular season games played, I’m concerned this team’s biggest struggle could be finding a goalie each night. But with the type of defense they will have in front of them, a monkey could get the job done.

Overall Grade: A

Washington Capitals

Owner: Eggman–1

Roster: John_Dean_16, Fluri37, FreezeMothaSucka, NowYoDead, Bray4x_Fyb, AlecMcLay7, PghFANATIC, Turdburgler, Jockey138, Terrance2nice, RiCKYxBoBBYjr, Troyuh-_-

Projection: 4th in East

Forward Rating: 8/10

Defense Rating: 7/10

Goalie Rating: 8/10

Strengths: This team will never have a bad forward line on the ice, getting AlecMcLay in the 6^th round was a real nice pick too. Bray4x was one of the top goalies in the draft as well, with turdburgler backing him up these guys look solid.

Weaknesses: I wouldn’t necessarily call it a weakness, but defense will likely be the reason these guys lose any games, I think Eggman went all in with the idea that Freeze and Dead could fill those gaps on the blue line, but they both signed up for forward and the way this game plays there could be a good reason for that.

Overall Grade: B+

Toronto Maple Leafs

Owner: Wheelchairdevon8

Roster: Fishhure, Jhursi, Complexitii-, xMarucci–. Philmorin, Teamrun420, PistolPete7788, Frody410, JeanTheDon42, xPugz_420, Thee_Ghosty, bg9m9r

Projection: 5^st in East

Forward Rating: 5/10

Defense Rating: 4/10

Goalie Rating: 5/10

Strengths: Ouf, compared to the teams above these guys don’t have much for strengths, fish and jhursi are nice to have, this team will be leaning on these guys heavily if they want to have a chance at winning games. Expect this team to have a minimum of 3 guys running truculence.

Weaknesses: Devon needs to find a first line LW, I don’t think complexitii will cut it with fish and jhursi, also this team would look a lot nicer on defense if pistolpete was more available than 3 a week.

Overall Grade: D

Now here is Doranz- breakdown of the West teams.

Western Conference

Colorado Avalanche 

Owner: SA_Pliskin

Roster: Hxrdie-, rich2k8 , scorezov, flowsoclean, ItsBinklee, illusionz_13, race2chasee, Sergein, tibod, reallUncleLarry, Mgm2425, sourrrBH

Projection: 1st in the west 

Fwd: 8/10

Def 6/10

G 6/10

Strengths: 

pliskin put together one of the best fwd lines in SP with Having hardie, Scorezov, and rich this is going to give this team an opportunity to outscore any team.

Also, this team has extremely good depth and very well managed.

Weaknesses; 

I can see the Defense either being hit or miss literally, Pliskin is a goon.

 Goalie availability could be an issue w binklee can only play 5 could see plisk in net every once in a while.

Overall Grade: A

San Jose Sharks

Owner: Randymarsh2012

Roster: Bxrt67, Philnee, Buckley, curtisx18x, Iamsmokxy-_-, Korrowan, xFlashify, Logan29-_-, Beeper_tha_1st_a, LaterSmitty, VBumqs-, Dooteees

Projection: 2nd in the west 

Fwd: 7/10

Def 7/10

G: 5/10

Strengths: 

Bxrt at defense will be able to breakout the puck and carry the defense workload.

Randy Phill and buck are a really good fwd line

Expect Logan29-_ to be the surprise player kid has thumbs

Weaknesses:

Biggest thing for this team is availability 

Sus Goalie 

Overall Grade: B+

Vegas Golden Knights

Owner: Shock_r

Roster: xBeanZy, LeCupidon, premierplayer, Mr-_-goobs, ThaFoSix, Heroic_veil2, xHAC_Rambo, Korrupto-777, pc3pseidon, A-mason_4, xGilmour93, LUYEYEP123, Lieutenantemu

Projection: 3rd in the west

Fwd: 7/10

Def: 6/10

G: 6/10

Strengths:

Bean!!!!!!!! And LeCupidons in between the Leg dekes.

Consistent Goalie.

Weaknesses:

PremierPlayer just a skating liability on offense.

Shock_r could be consistently good or bad.

Avail in their Star player.

Defense could surprise everyone but probably not 

Overall Grade: B

Calgary Flames

Owner: chadkillz134

Roster: mrlolchico13, Semple19, j_sherminator, xShxyne, Heedlessjem, alonzi401, Washko86, JubJJJJJub, Ndirishman22, Alltro1, Lyrad99, DustyRoads052

Projection: 4th in the west (could be 3rd)

Fwd: 5/10

Def: 7/10

G: 9/10

Strengths:

ChadKillz and this team defense won’t let much in 

Weaknesses:

Dont see this Fwd line producing much

No depth

No Top talent

Overall Grade: B        

LA Kings

Owner: Cuban1616

Roster: DetAjax17, SliyumShady, EL_R_O_O_K_I_E, IvanThyGreat, Mikeyl92123l, xshepxrd, Gamertagrequird, CTN_laneyboo, Martok77, we345_-, X_apex-killa_x, Play-boyPaul420

Projection; 5th in the West

Fwd: 3/10

Def: 5/10

G: 3/10

Strengths:

Hopefully alot of heart

Depth at defense 

Weaknesses:

No Fwds to score the puck.

Mid Dmen wont be able to produce offense.

Goalie might be a hit or miss.

No top talent.

Overall Grade: D-       

Here is the team rankings as a league based on the Overall Grades given:

1. Carolina Hurricanes A+
2. Philadelphia Flyers A
3. Buffalo Sabres A
4. Colorado Avalanche A
5. Washington Capitals B+
6. San Jose Sharks B+
7. Vegas Golden Knights B
8. Calgary Flames B
9. Toronto Maple Leafs D
10. LA Kings D-

Well, it looks like the Eastern Conference will be top heavy this season (shocked!) with 4 of the top 5 ranked teams. The West looks like it will be a battle as well with all the rankings being similar. Toronto and LA have a lot to prove to start this season though, Doranz and I were not nice to them at all.

Have a fun season everyone, don’t break any controllers (John Dean).

Special thanks to Doranz- for doing the West breakdown for us and keeping me honest about my Sharks.

Stay Gutless SP,

RandyMarsh

Now that all signups are done, I can finally give you guys an updated ranking for this season.

I’d like to reiterate that making this list was not only a chore, but extremely hard to do. I couldn’t dwell too hard on possibly moving guys up or down a few spots since each of you offer something unique on the ice that other players don’t.

For those players that I don’t know, I had to rank strictly off research alone, don’t take it personal. If I ranked you too low compared to what you think than just consider it a blessing, chances are you will get drafted lower which in turn makes you that much more valuable during this season.

For the players I do know, sorry if you don’t like your ranking, but suck it up and prove me wrong this season lol.

Biggest change I’d like to point out is that I moved Bartlett from #1 to #21 because he refused forward and dropped availability. Troll move bruh.

Players highlighted in yellow are your GM’s for this season.

Draft Rank	PSN	Primary Position	Notes
1	xBeanZy-	LW	Highest point per game SP player to sign up this season.
2	Doranz–	LW	Highly skilled player who could’ve potentially be a #1 as well. New GM this season in SP
3	Hughsy28-	LW	3 cups in a row, can play forward, defense, and goalie, new gm this season in SP
4	Hardie-	C	High scoring forward, usually in the top 3 in the league
5	kylej83	RD	One of the best dmen in SP on a regular basis
6	chadkillz134	G	Best goalie in SP history, one of your GM’s this season
7	Mrlolchico13	LD	One of the most versatile players in the league, strong at any position
8	uStooPiiD	LD	Strong LD who doesn’t mind throwing in a quick tbag after a big hit, new gm this season in SP.
9	Lxppy–	C	Highly skilled forward
10	BoKnows88-	RW	Strong winger who can also G well
11	John_Dean_16	C	3 cups in a row, is useless anywhere but C though, but god damn does he ever do a good job at C.
12	LeCupidon	RW	SP legend, 3.5ppg, you want a guy who wills his way through dmen and scores in bunches look no further.
13	Fluri37	RW	Talented forward who can play any of the 3 positions and do it well, always one of the top scorers in SP.
14	Fishhure	RW	Skilled winger with a 3.2ppg in his SP career which he has 500+ games played.
15	Semple19	LW	Take pucks to the net and trolls randymarsh on a regular basis.
16	Ande91-	RW	Strong two-way C and vet player in SP, great pick for a starting C
17	Jhursi	C	Jack of all trades who can excel at any position
18	Scorezov	LW	Has respectable stats in LGNHL, played him once and was very skilled.
19	Philnee-	LW	Speedy winger who has played LGNHL
20	reimatttack34	RD	Strong RD, former cup champ from S43.
21	Bartlett–67	LD	Multiple award winner last season, trolled and refused forward and put 4 a week as avail, had to take him out of the #1 position. Will still be one of the better D this season.
22	Bejimoszn	RW	Rookie of the year 2 seasons ago in SP, natural goal scorer
23	j_sherminator	C	Strong player, don’t know him well but I do know if you’re playing against him it wont be an easy game
24	rich2k8	RW	Left SP for the past 6 or so seasons but is now back, great player to have on the right side of the ice.
25	bxnana–	LW	good d stats in CNC
26	AlecMcLay7	LW	Very good LGAHL stats, guy can put the puck in the net.
27	KarlssonIsGod	LW	Consistent good winger in SP, goal scorer.
28	RandyMarsh2012	RW	Gutless player who sucks at passing, gets lucky more often than not though, that is a skill not many people have. One of the GM’s this season.
29	Buckleyx14	C	Another strong C who will be a great starter for any team.
30	Jcpens22	LW	Good LW who can bury the puck with the best of them with the right opportunity.
31	Sniiiider	RW	Scores a lot, loves to shoot the puck. If you are needing a goal scorer in the 3rd round he would be a good choice.
32	zqturn	C	Talented forward with good thumbs, paired with the right people and this guy could be a 3.5ppg player
33	Curtisx18x	C	Former GM and cup champion, solid all-around player. Can fill any void you have on your roster.
34	ItsBinklee	G	Strong stats in VGNHL this season, also has strong stats in LGAHL.
35	Bray4x_Fyb	G	Strong stats in VGNHL this season, has respectable LG stats as well.
36	Pistolpete_7788	LD	This guy, greasy as they come. Has 847 SP games under his belt and has a 2.6ppg at forward and 1.3ppg at D, always a great guy to have on your team.
37	JonTurner15-	LD	Kids a troll but he plays goalie well and can surprisingly score goals (with the right teammates around him)
38	Freezemothasucka	LW	Play this guy anywhere and you’ll be happy you have him, one of the more underrated players in SP
39	xShxyne	RD	Solid RD who is offensively talented, good guy to have on the starting roster.
40	xSalda-	LW	Sneaky good LW who can score clutch goals, also not a bad dman when needed.
41	xFlashify	G	81.3 sv% in VGNHL, 82.2sv% in CNC, good G stats.’
42	xshepxrd	C	Typically a dman, chose to go forward this season. Shep will get it done in any position though so don’t sleep on this guy.
43	NowYoDead	C	One of the top Dmen last season on a below average team. Highly dependable and can play F well too.
44	Faaa_Kueue	LD	Not familiar with this player but his SP stats are solid, will likely be a good starting LD
45	korrowan	LD	Solid LD who typically plays a strong physical game, also good at making the first pass out of the zone.
46	Eggman–1	LD	Skilled LD who can play a shutdown role well, took his team to the cup finals last season after having a shaky start. One of the GMs this season.
47	Blade0Muffin	G	Sneaky strong G for a long time but is now known as a starting G in SP. Look for his name when it comes time to picking your goalie.
48	Liljxgren	G	Had very good stats last season in SP although only a limited number of games, his avail isn’t the best but I wouldn’t wait too long to pick this guy.
49	Spelliscy_21	LW	Strong LW who likes to move the puck, paired with the right guys and he could be one of the higher scoring players.
50	II-megga-II	G	Not familiar with this guy but he has experience playing G in the LGNHL, this ranking could be the one I wasn’t even close on getting right compared to the others
51	EL_R_O_O_K_I_E	RW	Solid RW/C who is very dependable, if you have an open spot on the right side of the ice in the 4th-5th round this is who you’ll want
52	SA_Pliskin	LW	Commish, GM, Coach, and player, this guy does it all, he’s been here since day 1. He will be owning again this season after a disappointing last season so expect him to turn it around this season. Strong left side of the ice guy who also plays between the pipes well too.
53	CClark1999-	C	If you want ur discord to blow up this guy is a great pick, refused G this season but he is a solid forward or dman option.
54	Heedlessjem48	C	One of the better 2nd centers to have on your team, can fit in on a top line role well.
55	teamrun420	RD	Solid dman with offensive talent. You won’t be disappointed to have this guy on your team.
56	xMarucci–	RW	LGAHL player, former SP player, haven’t seen him play but heard good things.
57	iLLuSioNz_13	RD	Not too familiar with this guy but have played a few games with him, solid talent at D, could be another guy who I ranked too low though.
58	premierplayer	C	2.1ppg in SP, 1.11ppg in VGNHL. Has that LGNHL experience so could be worth a lot higher in this ranking.
59	Sergein	RW	SP legend, 976 career games played, great veteran presence to have on the squad and can put the puck in the net.
60	Wheelchairdevon8	G	Goon of a dman, good goalie though, this guy could surprise some people between the pipes this season. One of the GMs this season.
61	Tibod68	G	Another solid G who I got to play VG with a few seasons ago, give this guy enough help and he will stop the first shot.
62	Mikeyl92123l	G	Mikey aka Sorokin aka icey, he had a hell of a season last year in nets and I expect the same this year. He will be a starter G this season for sure.
63	CabRelix	G	I am not familiar with this goalie but he has strong LG experience, will likely be a starter.
64	heroic_veil2	RW	Solid RW who can bury the puck, don’t count on him to carry your team but you can count on him to finish.
65	xHAC_Rambo	RW	Haven’t seen this guy play in a while, but from what I do remember he was a solid forward to have on your team, might make for a strong 3rd forward on your team.
66	alonzi401	G	This rap legend has played G for years, on the right team this guy will put up good numbers, don’t expect him to stop 30 shots a game though, he doesn’t have the patience for it.
67	Shock_r	G	Returning GM for this season, solid goalie who can surprise you playing on the wings as well.
68	Turdburgler169	G	Turdburglar makes his return to SP, solid goaltender that can get you a win with the proper defensive team in front of him.
69	Philmorin	G	Philippe Morin, solid RD, Solid G, can fill any spot in the roster and do well. He signed up for G this season though and I expect him to do well. Could be the starter for your team or potentially take the spot from the guy you originally picked.
70	Cuban1616	LD	Podcast extraordinaire, this owner had his struggles last season and is looking to bounce back. He is a ‘fill the void’ type of player who does what is best for his team at the time. Will likely play D most of the season though. One of the GMs this season.
71	IvanthyGreat	LW	He’s back! This guy took last season off after playing 30 seasons in a row (I think), he has the offensive talent to get pucks in the net and will make for a solid pickup in the 6th-7th round.
72	Gamertagrequird	C	Not sure of his talent on C but is a very good RD option, makes the safe plays and keeps pucks away from his net.
73	X7-Arrow-7X	G	I haven’t seen arrow play nets but I have seen him RD and he is solid, I’d be more likely to pick him for the RD role, but he may turn out to be a good G.
74	JeanTheDon42	RW	I’ve only ever seen this guy play G, he had one season where he was an absolute beast in nets and stopping everything, the next season he was the complete opposite, he might be worth taking a chance on though for a potential starter
75	Korrupto-777	G	75.5SV% in LGCHL, not too bad, worth a shot between the pipes.
76	xPugz_420	LW	This guy has typically been a depth roster player in SP. He gets points though so don’t sleep on him for too long.
77	Shadyko	LW	I’ve seen Shady light it up in VGAHL scoring 80 goals one season, he hasn’t figured out SP enough yet to find that scoring touch but the potential is there
78	AsianLover420__	RW	AsianLover is a troll of a human but he isn’t that bad of a player, he’s a solid depth player if you can handle the relentless chatter
79	Fatalfire16	LD	I have this guy ranked low, but he could be a sneaky pick for a dman, his stats aren’t that hot but I’m not sure if he’s ever been put in a spot to excel yet in SP
80	ThaFoSix	RD	Foxsix, he’s ranked kinda low but everyone wants this guy on their team, he can pay a shutdown role pretty well. Just don’t expect him to score any goals lol.
81	sportsgeek5	RD	Decent defender, great guy to have if you need a spot filled, can play any position.
82	Bayest_King_Lu	RD	0.7ppg playing D in SP in previous seasons.
83	Logan29-_-	RW	Don’t know this guy but he had some strong stats in the LGCHL, might be worth a risk on drafting higher.
84	Thee_Ghosty	RW	Don’t know this guy but he had some good stats in the LGCHL, might be worth a risk on drafting higher.
85	Jubjjjjjub	RW	Jub has played on struggling teams only so far in his SP career, I think the potential of this guy could be higher but for now I only see him being a depth forward.
86	PghFANATIC	LD	Decent defender, if he stops making cross ice passes and just makes the simple one up the wall on neutral zone transitions this guys stock will go up big time. I’ve seen him turn over wayy too many pucks trying to make the long pass.
87	AyyTrain1	RW	Not familiar with this player, saw he had a 2.6ppg in CNC, likely a good depth player.
88	Dustyroads052	G	Dusty isn’t too bad of a goalie but he’s been put in a lot of rough situations over the past few seasons, with a strong team in front of him this guy could perform much better.
89	Terance2nice	G	Doesn’t have too hot of stats coming into this season, but could turn out to be a decent backup for the right team.
90	Rathx4	LW	Not familiar with this guy, but he has played SP in seasons past and averaged a 1.8ppg, likely be a decent depth forward.
91	LUYEYEP123	C	1.44ppg in VGNHL, 1.91ppg in VGAHL
92	A-Mason_4	LW	Kid sucks at hockey, don’t even know why he signed up
93	Billyg7718	RW	Not familiar with this guy, but he has played SP in seasons past and averaged a 1.2ppg, likely be a decent depth forward.
94	Lyrad99	RW	Not familiar with this guy, but he has played SP in seasons past and averaged a 1.1ppg, likely be a decent depth forward.
95	Martok77	G	Poor Martok had a real rough season last year, he deserves a chance on a team that hasn’t sold.
96	LaterSmitty	RW	This guy had a 5.2ppg in VGAHL in the one season he played, there could be some real potential in this guy and this ranking may be up there in one of the worst I’ve done.
97	Savage_Eze26	LD	This guy played LGCHL and averaged a 0.71ppg on D, I’m thinking he’s a 3rd-4th dman for teams.
98	Mr-_-goobs	RD	His SP stats aren’t too hot but we know he will show up to play, another guy who would be a 3rd-4th dman on teams.
99	bg9m9r	RW	This guy has VGNHL experience, 1.85ppg. Could be worth taking a risk with a 6th roundish pick.
100	Dooteees	G	70.5 sv% in Club games.
101	Washko86	C	This guy has VGNHL experience, 1.81ppg. Could be worth taking a risk with a 6th roundish pick.
102	Maintenance_84	LW	This guy has a 2.95 ppg in CNC, could be ranked too low as well, might be worth a higher pick.
103	Jockey138	RW	2.34ppg in CNC, could be a solid option as a 4th-5th forward.
104	FlowSoClean	LD	LGCHL 0.72ppg player, CNC 1.97ppg player, might be a good 3rd-4th dman.
105	VBumqs-	LW	Could only find EASHL stats for this guy and they’re 3.82ppg. He might be a lot better than he’s ranked but it’s hard to judge strictly based off the EASHL stats.
106	reallUncleLarry	RW	Could only find EASHL stats for this guy and they’re 3.41ppg. He might be a lot better than he’s ranked but it’s hard to judge strictly based off the EASHL stats.
107	ImOnA_Plain	LD	0.48ppg in VGNHL in an older season, might make for a solid 3-4th dman.
108	Nomoderation	RW	Could only find EASHL stats for this guy and they’re 1.85ppg. Can’t make a real good judgment based on those stats.
109	Jets76-bradyk14	RD	LGCHL 0.75ppg, CNC 0.99ppg, this guy will show up to play though so he may be worth taking over some of the guys ranked around him here.
110	LispDoge	C	1.55ppg in CNC, nothing too special about those stats, depth forward is what I’d pick him to be.
111	Complexitii-	LW	Not many games played in league I looked up, he was committed to playing on a struggling Philadelphia team last season though, can count on him to fill voids.
112	Crazyshow1414	LD	This guy signed up twice I think under 2 different names, could be a troll. 1.78ppg in CNC, 2.53ppg in EASHL.
113	X3_Svechnikov_X7	G	I think this guy recently changed his gamertag but I don’t know what it used to be. Could only find EASHL stats which are 2.59ppg
114	xGilmour93	G	This guy could be another troll, he was recently banned from VG under the tag Newfoundgamer88. 2.02ppg in LGCHL though, didn’t see any goalie stats.
115	Spinnermcgee	G	71.6 Sv% in LGCHL, will likely be a backup goalie this season.
116	Pc3poseidon	LD	0,83ppg in CNC, this guy looks to be a depth dman.
117	RiCKYxBoBBYjr	RW	2.66ppg in EASHL
118	Lieutenantemu	RW	2.57ppg in EASHL
119	Foxl14l	LW	2.42ppg in EASHL
120	X_apex-killa_X	LW	Stats are from playing defense in LGCHL
121	Race2Chasee	LD	2.03ppg in EASHL
122	Play-boypaul420	LD	0.87 in EASHL
123	SourrrBH	LW	1.63ppg in EASHL
124	Nyfrijoles	LD	0.86ppg in EASHL
125	Troyuh-_-	C	Only 4 games played, tough -13 in those games.
126	Ndirishman22	LD	some tough looking stats in LG and VG, but he’s played VGNHL and LGAHL so there is possible hidden talent behind those numbers.
127	CTN_Laneyboo	RW	1.06ppg in EASHL
128	Mgm_2425	LW	1.0ppg in EASHL
129	Beeper_tha_1st_a	RD	Only 9 games in SP on D with a 0.2ppg
130	TIMBOGY	RD	1.45ppg in VGAHL
131	Rozzinator4743	C	Terrible stats in a random LG league, -16 in 4 games. No stats in clubs
132	we345_-	RW	No stats
133	SD4_JIRIDOG	LD	No stats
134	Tys9got7dangles	C	No stats

If your name is missing, then check with SA_Pliskin that you are registered. I double checked the list and I didn’t miss anyone to my knowledge.

Draft is coming up in a few days, time to finally get this season started!

Randymarsh2012

(…and Randy’s Award Nominations)

Now that the season has been wrapped up here are your league leaders in each stat category. I took screenshots on the main SP web page, and I could only fit so many players into each list, so I sorted by games played to determine who made each list since those players showed the most commitment this season and it didn’t affect who led the league for each category. Below this section you will see my take on the award nominations for the season.

League Leading Forwards (minimum 23 games played):

Bartlett—67 led the league in Games Played, Assists, Points, Faceoff Wins, Faceoff Losses, Faceoff %, Giveaways, and Takeaways this season.

FreezeMothaSucka led the league in PIM’s, Hits, and Faceoff Losses

YoJonsn led the league in Interceptions.

Hxrdie- led the league in +/-

RandyMarsh2012 led the league in Goals, Pts/G, and Shots.

Semple19 led the league in Shooting %.

League Leading Defensemen (minimum of 15 games played):

NoScxpe96 led the league in Games Played, Assists, Points, and +/-

NowYoDead led the league in Goals, Shots, PIM’s, Takeaways, and Interceptions

KyleJ83 led the league in Pts/G and Giveaways

ThaFoSix led the league in Hits

Coffey-Lidstrom led the league in Shooting %

Dirty-Dietrich led the league in GV:TK Ratio

League Leading Goalies (with 9 games played minimum):

XxGrahame_47xX led the league in Games Played, Goals, Wins, and tied for 1^st in Points and Shutouts

Blade0Muffin led the league in Shots Against and Saves

Sorokinl30l tied for 1^st in the league in Shutouts

MrlolChico led the league in Assists, Save%, and tied for 1^st in Points

Itsjustskillz led the league in GAA, tied for 1^st in shutouts, and never lost a game

Chadkillz134 had the least number of goals against.

RandyMarsh’s Award Nominations

This is strictly just my take on the award nominees and where I would put them, I am not on the actual committee or choosing these awards.

Hart Trophy:

1. Bartlett—67 – Led league in scoring, accounted for 66.1% of his team’s offense, and had a personal record of 39-4-0 in games he played this season. Also maintained a decent -1.98GV:TK Ratio among forwards with the 2^nd best FO% out of all C’s who took 100+ draws.
2. Hxrdie – Finished 2^nd in scoring, had best +/- in league, accounted for 67.9% of his team’s offense while missing 9 of his team’s games. Had a Personal record of 26-5-2.
3. Blade0Muffin – Faced the most shots in the league this season while maintaining a 3.88 GAA on a team where the offensive production was the worst out of any other team. Also secured 11 of his teams 14 total wins (FF’s not included).

Norris Trophy:

1. NoScxpe96 – Led defensemen in points and +/-. Had a positive +2.85GV:TK Ratio. Had a personal record of 32-2-0.
2. KyleJ83 – Finished 2^nd amongst defensemen in most offensive stat categories (more games could’ve put him 1^st). 2^nd in TK and 3^rd in INT. He did lead the league in GV for Dmen, but to me that shows he was relied on heavily with the puck compared to most other defensemen in the league this season. Personal record of 23-4-2.
3. NowYoDead – 3^rd in scoring for dmen, most goals for dmen, 2^nd in hits for dmen, most TK and INT and maintaining a +4.38GV:TK ratio. Personal record of 12-17-3.

Frank J. Selke Trophy:

1. Iearntofiy – +1.30GV:TK in 37 games played, 1.8 points per game, 3^rd in hits with 145.
2. YoJonsn – 1.8 points per game, -0.38GV:TK Ratio, 2^nd in hits with 184.
3. FreezeMothaSucka – 2.2 points per game, +0.7GV:TK Ratio, led league with 206 hits.

*Honorable mention in Bartlett—67, led league in TK with 151 and 2^nd best +/- with 85 and also was 2^nd best FO%, but he doesn’t need this award screw him.

Bill Masterton Trophy:

1. ThaFoSix – 28GP on a team that has had one of the biggest roller coaster rides of the season.
2. El_Rookie – 20GP (out of a possible 25 due to Phillys 20 FF games) and helping Cuban ice a team any night it was possible.
3. FreezeMothaSucka – 40GP (missing 5 games due to FF’s) played every single game this season and didn’t bitch or complain about anything.

*If GM’s can win this award then Shock_r should be on this list as well for taking over Vegas and managing to get his squad to playoffs.

Calder Trophy:

1. NoScxpe96 – 34GP, 53pts as a defenseman.
2. Sniiider – 16GP, 48pts as a forward.
3. Spelliscy_21 – 19GP, 42pts as a forward.

Vezina Trophy:

1. MrlolChico – 18-5-0, 2.30GAA, 84.23SV%, played on 2 top teams but also one lesser team this season.
2. BrazGhostt – 8-13-0, 3.38 GAA, 77.46SV%, played on a team with a losing record and one of the highest shots against per game teams in the league.
3. Blade0Muffin – 11-21-0, 3.88GAA, 75.40SV%, played on one of the least offensive teams in the league and faced more shots than any other goalie.

*Honorable mentions go to XxGrahame_47xX and Sorokinl30l for having great starts to the season but ended up losing the handle a bit in the final weeks which just barely knocked them out of the top 3 for me. Itsjustskillz also was one of the top candidates halfway through the season with a 13-0-0 record, but he stopped playing G so I removed him from the list.

…And here is a look at the stats of week 6, not saying anything about them just posting them for everyone to have a look. Enjoy.

I said I wasn’t going to say anything but look at Liljxgrens stats this week! Holy! Washington may have found a secret weapon for playoffs.

Hope everyone enjoyed the read… if you didn’t like it then you can suck me dry.

Stay gutless SP

RandyMarsh2012

Here is a look at some additional stats that I did manually which you won’t see on the main standings page on the website. All stats below are adjusted to not include FF games. I may have missed the odd game or double counted but I think it’s close enough for everyone to get an idea.

The shots against stat is fairly accurate but not 100%, I just took each teams goalie stats and added them together and divided by their games played, so the number could be roughly + or – 1 shot per game off since goalies were moved around this season. Same with the Team Save % stat.

San Jose Sharks:

Regular Season Record: 41-4-0

Adjusted Season Record: (2 FF W’s) = 39-4-0

Winning% (excluding FF’s) = 90.7%

Goals per Game = 5.51

Goals Against per Game = 2.42

Shots Against per game = 10.3

Team Save % = 77.40

1 Goal Game record: 13-1-0

Games With 6 or More Goals Allowed: 2

Games With 6 or More Goals For: 17

Detroit Red Wings:

Regular Season Record: 33-9-3

Adjusted Season Record: (4 FF W’s) = 29-9-3

Winning% (excluding FF’s) = 74.4%

Goals per Game = 5.15

Goals Against per Game = 2.73

Shots Against per game = 11.6

Team Save % = 75.31

1 Goal Game record: 6-2-3

Games With 6 or More Goals Allowed: 2

Games With 6 or More Goals For: 19

Washington Capitals:

Regular Season Record: 29-15-1

Adjusted Season Record: (2 FF W’s and 3 FF L’s) = 27-12-1

Winning% (excluding FF’s) = 68.8%

Goals per Game = 4.60

Goals Against per Game = 3.13

Shots Against per game = 12.3

Team Save % = 73.88

1 Goal Game record: 5-5-1

Games With 6 or More Goals Allowed: 4

Games With 6 or More Goals For: 14

Edmonton Oilers:

Regular Season Record: 25-16-4

Adjusted Season Record: (3 FF W’s and 2 FF L’s) = 22-14-4

Winning% (excluding FF’s) = 60.0%

Goals per Game = 4.28

Goals Against per Game = 3.33

Shots Against per game = 12.2

Team Save % = 74.63

1 Goal Game record: 4-3-3

Games With 6 or More Goals Allowed: 9

Games With 6 or More Goals For: 10

Toronto Maple Leafs:

Regular Season Record: 25-17-3

Adjusted Season Record: (5 FF W’s) = 20-17-3

Winning% (excluding FF’s) = 53.8%

Goals per Game = 2.93

Goals Against per Game = 3.38

Shots Against per game = 13.2

Team Save % = 74.56

1 Goal Game record: 8-3-3

Games With 6 or More Goals Allowed: 5

Games With 6 or More Goals For: 5

Seattle Kraken:

Regular Season Record: 17-25-3

Adjusted Season Record: (3 FF W’s and 1 FF L) = 14-24-3

Winning% (excluding FF’s) = 37.8%

Goals per Game = 2.66

Goals Against per Game = 4.05

Shots Against per game = 15.9

Team Save % = 74.81

1 Goal Game record: 10-5-3

Games With 6 or More Goals Allowed: 12

Games With 6 or More Goals For: 1

Montreal Canadiens:

Regular Season Record: 19-26-0

Adjusted Season Record: (5 FF W’s and 2 FF L’s) = 14-24-0

Winning% (excluding FF’s) = 36.8%

Goals per Game = 3.16

Goals Against per Game = 4.26

Shots Against per game = 16.1

Team Save % = 72.76

1 Goal Game record: 4-5-0

Games With 6 or More Goals Allowed: 10

Games With 6 or More Goals For: 5

Colorado Avalanche:

Regular Season Record: 13-26-6

Adjusted Season Record: (2 FF W’s and 4 FF L’s) = 11-22-6

Winning% (excluding FF’s) = 35.9%

Goals per Game = 3.00

Goals Against per Game = 4.59

Shots Against per game = 14.4

Team Save % = 69.58

1 Goal Game record: 4-8-6

Games With 6 or More Goals Allowed: 11

Games With 6 or More Goals For: 5

Vegas Golden Knights:

Regular Season Record: 15-27-3

Adjusted Season Record: (5 FF W’s and 3 FF L’s) = 10-24-3

Winning% (excluding FF’s) = 31.1%

Goals per Game = 2.84

Goals Against per Game = 4.57

Shots Against per game = 14.4

Team Save % = 71.85

1 Goal Game record: 6-6-3

Games With 6 or More Goals Allowed: 12

Games With 6 or More Goals For: 1

Philadelphia Flyers:

Regular Season Record: 8-37-0

Adjusted Season Record: (2 FF W’s and 18 FF L’s) = 6-19-0

Winning% (excluding FF’s) = 24.0%

Goals per Game = 2.84

Goals Against per Game = 6.20

Shots Against per game = 23.0 (based on 5 goalie GP on site)

Team Save % = 61.74 (Based on 5 goalie GP on site)

1 Goal Game record: 1-2-0

Games With 6 or More Goals Allowed: 14

Games With 6 or More Goals For: 3

The most interesting stats I found are with this Colorado team, they had 18 1-goal games where they went 4-8-6, losing 14 close ones. If Colorado ends up winning at least half of those games they lost, they could’ve been ahead of Seattle for 3^rd in West.

Also, Vegas had 3 more FF Wins this season compared to Colorado which if those games were just wiped then Colorado would be in playoffs and not Vegas, but the fact that Vegas won the flex game to clinch over Colorado makes it all look better in the end anyways. Vegas earned the spot.

Couple of notable stats listed above:

Detroit had the most 6+ goal games with 19 this season.

Detroit and San Jose both had the least amount of 6+ goals a game against with 2.

Seattle and Vegas had the least amount of 6+ goals a game with only doing it once each.

Montreal averaged the most shots against per game at 16.1

San Jose averaged the least number of shots against per game at 10.3

Seattle averaged the least number of goals per game with 2.66

San Jose squeaked out 13 1-goal game wins out of 14 which is one third of their total wins this season.

Seattle Kraken had a positive record in 1-goal games going 10-5-3.

Hope you enjoyed the read, make sure you subscribe and like my gutless page on myspace.

RandyMarsh2012

(Week 5 – Games 31-39)

With the final week of full scheduled games behind us here is a look at the top performers of the week:

xBeanZy- takes home the top prize being this week’s top forward (took him long enough). Beanzy was quiet all season playing minimum games but now he looks to be taking charge in Edmonton again and leading the offense.

Semple19, finally making his bunk ass back to the players of the week list after his big 1^st week in Washington, then being traded twice to finally land in Edmonton. It looks like he’s back to his scoring ways though.

Bartlett underperforming AGAIN, this guy needs to give his head a shake and stop letting philmorin run his show.

Zercylol and Zinczy are now on the list again after their trade to Colorado, these guys are making a strong impact there in a tight race for the 4^th spot in the West.

A familiar name that is no longer on the list is Hxrdie, taking most of the week off only playing 3 games and allowing Bartlett to catch him in points. I’d like to thank Mr. Hxrdie for allowing the scoring race to become a bit more interesting.

Interesting stats:

Semple, Zercylol shooting at 53.33% each had the hot hands.

FreezeMothasucka with 31PIMs, that’s aggressive.

Zercylol with 106GV in 6 games (17.67GV per game)

New Additions to the list this week are Beanzy, Semple, Zercylol, iZinczyi, Freezemothasucka, Reapz2313

Failed to make it back to this week’s list is Hxrdie, Hughsy, Sniiider, Fluri, twnsPepsi, Wardo.

Ande91- went off this week in Edmonton averaging a 2.2ppg in 6 games and taking home the defensive player of the week with a good +/- and solid GV:TK ratio.

Shepxrd had a strong week in Las Vegas as well, his +/- wasn’t too hot but averaging a 1.1ppg and a +35GV:TK tells me the plus minus stat wasn’t because of his play.

Coffey-Lidstrom had a week as well on the Oilers putting up a 1.8ppg, greasy 6 PIMs though that’s gutless of him.

Interesting stats:

4 oilers made the list this week with Ande91, Coffey, Ustoopid, and Vossy.

 An SP legend Thafosix rounds off the top 10 at the bottom with a 1.0ppg.

There is no Colorado, Detroit, Montreal, Washington, Seattle, or Philadelphia defensemen on the list this week.

New additions to the list are: Ande91, xshepxrd, philmorin, Uberpwned, Vossy, and Thafosix.

Failed to make it back to this week’s list are KyleJ83, Iamsmokey, NowYoDead, RandyMarsh2012, Stikky-fingaz, and beantwn_beatdwn.

Now for the goalies, I sorted this week by SV% with a minimum of 3GP for the week and luckily enough was able to make a top 10.

MrlolChico, a newly acquired player for the Sharks takes home this week’s goalie of the week posting a 7-0 record and an 83.33SV%.

Blademuffin going 2-4 with an 80.28% is crazy, come on Seattle you can’t be losing games when this guy is stopping that many shots for you.

Clake goes 8-1 this week with a solid 79.28SV% and a SO. Not too bad for a guy who had a top line in front of him most of his games.

Interesting stats:

SA_Pliskin faced an average of 16.25 shots per game

Sorokinl30l faced an average of 15 shots per game

Brazghostt faced an average of 14.5 shots per game

New additions to the list this week: MrlolChico, Brazghostt, SA_Pliskin, Shock_r, Dustyroads, FxtDino.

Goalies who decided not to play in nets this week: itskustskillz, Wheelchairdevon, Terrance2nice, Pickletickler69, Oldmanjigglynutz, xrichter35.

With only 6 games left in the season I’ll do the list again except I’m just gonna straight up trash on everyone instead. Sick of being nice, I donno why I was this time.

RandyMarsh2012